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State School Student Accidentally Admitted To UCL, Still Hoping No One Will Notice

Humour / 3 February 2025

Yes, every inconvenience is aimed at you in particular

Humour / 3 February 2025

Sassy intruder with an agenda: Zoro the campus fox

Humour / 2 February 2025

24 hours in the Student Center Basement

Humour / 9 December 2024

The Cheese Grater’s Guide to London

Humour / 24 November 2024

UCL-themed Halloween costume ideas

Humour / 31 October 2024

My culture is not your costume

Humour / 31 October 2024

An encounter with the phantom flatmate

Humour / 31 October 2024

Papers please: USSR comes to Bloomsbury

Humour / 13 October 2024

Cycle rickshaws: the good, the bad, and the bedazzled

Humour / 3 October 2024

Top five spots on campus to have a breakdown in (tried and tested)

Humour / 29 September 2024

Diary of a Med Student: Strike Day #62 

Humour / 21 September 2024

So, the Woman You Were Interested In Tells You She’s A Lesbian

Humour / 11 June 2024

Anti-Heroes, Loyalty and Redemption – Cinematic Parallels Between Alvin & the Chipmunks: Chipwrecked and The Godfather I-III

Humour / 6 May 2024

Cars (2006) is a Cautionary Tale of Automotive Revolt

Humour / 3 May 2024

Campbell House Rat x Portico Pigeon

Humour / 3 May 2024

Top 5 Pisstastic Places Around Campus

Humour / 18 January 2024

Cheese Grater Satire Writer Insists He Is OK

Humour / 17 January 2024

How to be a UCL Medical Student

Humour / 10 January 2024

The Venture to the Void

Humour / 10 January 2024

Fine, Fresh, and Full of Flu – The Diary of a Social Virus

Humour / 10 January 2024

DKA Dream

Humour / 10 January 2024

Heartbreaking: The Voices In Your Head Just Made A Really Good Point

Humour / 10 January 2024

What UCL Hall are you???

Humour / 2 October 2023

Avoiding a Knockout: Advice from a UCL dropout

Humour / 2 October 2023

All I Wanted Was Some Pesto: The Annual Student Migration Takes Its Toll

Humour / 2 October 2023

Tilly’s Diary

Humour / 2 October 2023

The UCL guide to being a covert Oxbridge reject 

Humour / 18 January 2023

Naked Yoga: A Belligerent Ode to the Pussy

Humour / 18 January 2023

Straight out of Tottenham (Court Road)

Humour / 16 January 2023

Rejected Dissertation Titles

Humour / 19 December 2022

Silent Night

Humour / 16 December 2022

Decor 101

Humour / 18 November 2022

How to Sound like Your Cyborg Classmates

Humour / 18 November 2022

Packed Lunches: A Story of Possession

Humour / 18 November 2022

Truss is a (Shit) Show

Humour / 18 November 2022

Ode to Sports Night

Humour / 18 November 2022

What the Upcoming Mercury Retrograde Means for You

Humour / 3 October 2022

Advice to Freshers

Humour / 3 October 2022

5 Study Spaces UCL don’t want YOU to know about

Humour / 3 October 2022

Geraldine, 52, Learns Phrase ‘Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss’ From Daughter Gessica and Decides to Build a Gempire

Humour / 27 May 2022

Congrats on becoming a dad Michael Cera ❤️

Humour / 27 May 2022

Netflix, please stop commissioning Wattpad fanfiction

Humour / 27 May 2022

RIP to the Group of Students Traveling to Bath and Stonehenge

Humour / 27 May 2022

An Elegy for the £3 Meal Deal

Humour / 27 May 2022

A little rant about sprinkles

Humour / 1 March 2022

Molly-Mae is the QUEEN of QUOTES

Humour / 1 March 2022

Butter on Toast Recipe

Humour / 1 March 2022

What’sAppening with this WhatsApp shite?

Humour / 1 March 2022

Woman reminded of her own mortality by mild stomach pain during night 

Humour / 1 March 2022

I Miss the GameCube WaveBird, the Best Controller Nintendo Ever Made

Humour / 9 February 2022

You

Humour / 2 February 2022

The Classics, Re-Reviewed

Humour / 2 February 2022

Socialising 101 for Dummies at Uni

Humour / 2 February 2022

Letters to the Editor

Humour / 2 February 2022

An Ode to Coughing

Humour / 29 November 2021

Vaguely Finance-related Society Name Generator, On Sale NOW!

Humour / 9 November 2021

A Sonnet for Sin Bin

Humour / 6 November 2021

Teenager X

Humour / 4 November 2021

LinkedIn Notification: Charles Smith Has Just Posted For The First Time In A While

Humour / 7 September 2021

‘If’

Humour / 22 August 2021

Grammarly: Your Free Online Writing Assistant

Humour / 20 August 2021

An Anonymous Letter To People Who Don’t Believe in Astrology

Humour / 1 August 2021

Postgraduate Teaching Assistant Secrets

Humour / 9 July 2021

Book Review: ‘An Oxbridge Education’ (London, Penguin, 2020)

Humour / 7 June 2021

A Self-Portrait of an English Student and Artist

Humour / 26 February 2021

Postgraduate Teaching Assistant Secrets

Humour / 26 February 2021

Olivia Rodrigo’s Driving Instructor Reveals All

Humour / 29 January 2021

Coronavirus: Matt Hancock announces further fair and reasonable lockdown rules 

Humour / 14 January 2021

The 25 Stages of Writing a Satire Article

Humour / 4 December 2020

How I Recreated the Freshers Experience Living with my Parents

Humour / 4 December 2020

Count Your Blessings

Humour / 25 November 2020

In Defence of Covidian Freshers (by Fresher)

Humour / 25 November 2020

Cheese Grater Guides: How to Speak Like Emily in Paris 

Humour / 11 November 2020

Economic Forecasting

Humour / 30 October 2020

Cling Film Life Hacks

Humour / 30 October 2020

Lessons in Marketing – The Not Cool Club

Humour / 29 October 2020

How to make a WikiHow article

Humour / 4 March 2020

Brexit: A Living Museum

Humour / 2 March 2020

Corona-virus

Humour / 2 March 2020

LGBTQ Month: Werewolf edition

Humour / 21 February 2020

5 Ways To Get In Shape For Module Registration

Humour / 21 February 2020

Brexit TV

Humour / 31 January 2020

Barexit: A History of Brexit In a Drinks Menu

Humour / 12 December 2019

The Secret To Failure: Barbara is Back

Humour / 28 September 2019

Peppa Pig as symbol and symptom of neo-colonialism: why the Financial Times was right

Humour / 21 March 2019

My Best Friend Genghis

Humour / 5 February 2019

Cringe! You kinda asked for it

Humour / 5 February 2019

In the Bleak Midwinter: A UCL tale

Humour / 5 February 2019

CRINGE!

Humour / 11 December 2018

The Cheese Grater Magazine’s London Hot Spot Watch

Humour / 11 December 2018

#UCLouvain

Humour / 29 September 2018

Logan Paul’s Big Announcement

Humour / 8 February 2018

What Is UCL’s Favourite Spoon?

Humour / 25 January 2018

Casanovas’ Corner: We Give You Our Secrets To Sex

Humour / 4 December 2017

This One Stupid Thing Will Ruin The Cruciform For You Forever

Humour / 1 December 2017

The Secret To Success: The Three Rules Of Studying

Humour / 27 November 2017

Dalmation Man

Humour / 3 November 2017

Which Usuli Twelver Ayatollah And District Of Serbia Is Your University?

Humour / 3 November 2017

Hurl! Hurl! Hurl! (To Everything There Is a Season)

Humour / 9 October 2017

Nostalgia, Actually

Humour / 24 March 2017

Vegetarian eats Mexican man in “tragic misunderstanding”

Humour / 24 March 2017

#thedarkknight

Humour / 14 February 2017

That new-look website in full

Humour / 14 February 2017

Wow! One magic trick and your locker is protected forever!

Humour / 14 February 2017

A very patriotic Valentine’s Day to you all

Humour / 14 February 2017

A Forbidden Lust: An Ode to Ivanka

Humour / 3 February 2017

Just The Tips For Valentines!

Humour / 14 February 2014