Hi there Fr-iend-esher! Have you got any questions about coming to 
?
Oh, hello. Yes, sorry, this is 
then?
Yes! This is – welcome friend!
No, sorry, not . ?
Pardon?
I’m looking for , as in 
– French-speaking Belgium’s largest University.
Oh, this isn’t as in , French speaking Belgium’s largest University. This is , as in 
.
Oh, I see.
Actually, I have some questions for you now. When did you realise you were at as in and not as in ?
Just now, when I was talking to you.
I see. So how was it you came to be here at this Freshers’ Fair today?
What I think might have happened was that I put ‘UCL’ into Google Maps, and instead of taking me to my desired location of as in , in 
, Belgium; it must’ve got a little confused, as we did, between as in and as in and hence I’ve been directed to here at as in in 
instead of going to as in where I wanted to go.
Wow! Quite the pickle.
If you ask me, as in and as in both need to buck their ideas up, and fast, before any more people are maimed in this ongoing catastrophe of confusion between as in and as in .
You took the s right out of my !
Ahahah haha ahhahah !
Ha hahaha hahaha !
I must get back to as in , as it’s a way away from as in . Have a day!
bye!
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