Magick Spelles for Everyday Life: Spelle Foure – Protecting Yowre Lockere
Of alle the mystick artes, it is the Charmes of Protection that requyre the moste commitment. To simplie want to protecte youre locker is notte enough: yow muste neede to protecte it. I cannotte advise that this charme is attempted by fledgling MAGICKMAKERS. Onlie those who have obtained a level sevene diploma should turn their eyes to this mystick spelle. Godespeede my young friends, and may the lighte of the angeles shine upon ye.
Step 1: Goeth to thy nearest hardeware shoppe.
Step 2: Buye a smalle padlocke that wille fitte thy locker.
Step 3: Returnest thou to thy locker.
Step 4: Locke thy locke on thy lockere.
Step 5: Rememberest thou thy most secrete padlocke code. Important: do notte under any circumstances tell anyone else thy padlocke code.
And lo! Thy locker is now protected from the forces of eville.
Next week: defrosting your freezer
As chanted to Uri Wizzard Hari