Madam/Sir,

Having lived on this earth for over two decades, my opinion on many things has evolved over time. However, there is one thing that has not changed: animal milk (e.g. from cows, goats, sheep, humans) is absolutely horrific, revolting, and grotesque. 

It is my sincere belief that everyone who actively enjoys a glass of milk has secretly replaced it with a plant-based variant. Or it’s been a lifelong prank. 

I am aware that, as someone who eats meat and cheese, I am being a tad hypocritical to a certain extent.

In conclusion, IF YOU LIKE COW MILK YOU ENJOY SUCKING ON A COW’S TEAT.

Sincerely, 

A Moo-dy Reader