Letters to the Editor
Having lived on this earth for over two decades, my opinion on many things has evolved over time. However, there is one thing that has not changed: animal milk (e.g. from cows, goats, sheep, humans) is absolutely horrific, revolting, and grotesque.
It is my sincere belief that everyone who actively enjoys a glass of milk has secretly replaced it with a plant-based variant. Or it’s been a lifelong prank.
I am aware that, as someone who eats meat and cheese, I am being a tad hypocritical to a certain extent.
In conclusion, IF YOU LIKE COW MILK YOU ENJOY SUCKING ON A COW’S TEAT.
A Moo-dy Reader