The Latest Online Issue from The Cheese Grater. Issue 86 - Winter 2023.

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Investigations.

The Jeremy Bentham Room Occupation: Highlighting UCL’s role in the Suppression of the People

The Jeremy Bentham Room Occupation: Highlighting UCL’s role in the Suppression of the People

Sirjan Narang and Robert Delaney  UCL Action for Palestine (AFP), a Palestinian advocacy group not affiliated with the St...
The Bleak Reality of UCL History Department’s Redundancy Crisis

The Bleak Reality of UCL History Department’s Redundancy Crisis

Robert Delaney  Higher education is in a bad place. Those reading who were at UCL last year know exactly what I mean. Mar...
The Provost’s Record on LGBTQ+ Support Sinks to a New Low

The Provost’s Record on LGBTQ+ Support Sinks to a New Low

Rebekah Wright N.B. The Cheese Grater has reached out to Michael Spence’s Office for comment, but is yet to hear back from the...
Unfair Gordon Square: The Problems with Accessibility at UCL

Unfair Gordon Square: The Problems with Accessibility at UCL

Finley Littlefair, Yash Zodgekar, Emma Begley-Collier, and Sirjan Narang From the picture-perfect Portico to the houses lining...

Satire & Humour

‘Toxic Gossip Train’ (Rebekah’s Version)

‘Toxic Gossip Train’ (Rebekah’s Version)

Rebekah Wright & Nick Miao Hello everyone, Investigations Editor Rebekah Wright, here. I just want to clear up a few thing...
Top 5 Pisstastic Places Around Campus

Top 5 Pisstastic Places Around Campus

Top 5 Pisstastic Places Around Campus Marian Jago and Nick Miao Have you got a small bladder? Perhaps permanent nerve damag...
Cheese Grater Satire Writer Insists He Is OK

Cheese Grater Satire Writer Insists He Is OK

Nick Miao The Cheese Grater writer responsible for our previous article titled Heartbreaking: The Voices In Your Head Just Mad...
How to be a UCL Medical Student

How to be a UCL Medical Student

Altay Shaw So, you’re studying medicine at UCL. Now that your parents are bragging to your extended family that you are intell...

Society Bitch

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Emergency Soc Bitch: The Sun Shines on Small-Boat-Bashing UCL Tories

Emergency Soc Bitch: The Sun Shines on Small-Boat-Bashing UCL Tories

UCL and KCL Tory Socs announced a new “Port and Policy” event this week with the motions for debate being: “This house would inva...

Voices

Not a Big Deal – The Plight of an “Oppressed Middle-Eastern Woman”

Not a Big Deal – The Plight of an “Oppressed Middle-Eastern Woman”

Mayra Nassef As an immigrant, my existence has always been political. To say where I’m from, or even where I’ve lived my whole...
Untitled Rant: Why care about student journalism at UCL? (Subject to Change)

Untitled Rant: Why care about student journalism at UCL? (Subject to Change)

Robert Delaney The question posed above is one I often face when confronted about my role as co-Editor-in-Chief at The Cheese ...
New famous landlord technique to avoid mould problems – gaslight your marginalised tenants!

New famous landlord technique to avoid mould problems – gaslight your marginalised tenants!

Anna Maria Papaoikonomou "When I pointed out what mould looks like, I was called uneducated, ungrateful, and this man refused ...
M.A.B.: We’ll Get Our Marks Back Some Day

M.A.B.: We’ll Get Our Marks Back Some Day

Elettra Plati On 20 April 2023, the UCU’s  Marking and Assessment boycott began  and after a long summer in which you  may hav...



Cartoon of the Week.

For no apparent reason other than this was the only cartoon produced throughout the entire week.

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