The Latest Online Issue from The Cheese Grater. Issue 86 - Winter 2023.

If you would like a print issue then please check the campus bins, or optimistically the recycling bins. If you actually wish to read a print issue of the magazine, then keep an eye out for updates on print releases and locations. Cheers x.

Investigations.

Case closed: A Testimony to the Failure of UCL ‘Report + Support’

Case closed: A Testimony to the Failure of UCL ‘Report + Support’

Mads Brown and Zhenya Robinson Content warning: discussions of sexual assault and mental illness  [‘Report + Support’] does...
TERF out Transphobia: The IOE and “Academic Freedom”

TERF out Transphobia: The IOE and “Academic Freedom”

Mads Brown Students have finally had enough of the transphobic rhetoric which runs rife at UCL. On Friday 24th November, the c...
University College Hospital and the Met Police Fail to “Treat Homeless People Like Human Beings”

University College Hospital and the Met Police Fail to “Treat Homeless People Like Human Beings”

Mayra Nassef, Ishita Jainer and Malvika Murkumbi On 13 November, the Metropolitan Police, in conjunction with University Colle...
‘Too Lazy to be Energetic’: An Honest Guide to the SU

‘Too Lazy to be Energetic’: An Honest Guide to the SU

Nick Miao The Students’ Union prides itself on being a student-led, student-owned organisation. But how much do you, the stude...

Satire & Humour

Top 5 Pisstastic Places Around Campus

Top 5 Pisstastic Places Around Campus

Top 5 Pisstastic Places Around Campus Marian Jago and Nick Miao Have you got a small bladder? Perhaps permanent nerve damag...
Cheese Grater Satire Writer Insists He Is OK

Cheese Grater Satire Writer Insists He Is OK

Nick Miao The Cheese Grater writer responsible for our previous article titled Heartbreaking: The Voices In Your Head Just Mad...
How to be a UCL Medical Student

How to be a UCL Medical Student

Altay Shaw So, you’re studying medicine at UCL. Now that your parents are bragging to your extended family that you are intell...
The Venture to the Void

The Venture to the Void

Keziah Cho On Charlotte Street one finds two households, both alike in dignity. Or at least that’s what UCL accommodation woul...

Society Bitch

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Emergency Soc Bitch: The Sun Shines on Small-Boat-Bashing UCL Tories

Emergency Soc Bitch: The Sun Shines on Small-Boat-Bashing UCL Tories

UCL and KCL Tory Socs announced a new “Port and Policy” event this week with the motions for debate being: “This house would inva...

Voices

Not a Big Deal – The Plight of an “Oppressed Middle-Eastern Woman”

Not a Big Deal – The Plight of an “Oppressed Middle-Eastern Woman”

Mayra Nassef As an immigrant, my existence has always been political. To say where I’m from, or even where I’ve lived my whole...
Untitled Rant: Why care about student journalism at UCL? (Subject to Change)

Untitled Rant: Why care about student journalism at UCL? (Subject to Change)

Robert Delaney The question posed above is one I often face when confronted about my role as co-Editor-in-Chief at The Cheese ...
New famous landlord technique to avoid mould problems – gaslight your marginalised tenants!

New famous landlord technique to avoid mould problems – gaslight your marginalised tenants!

Anna Maria Papaoikonomou "When I pointed out what mould looks like, I was called uneducated, ungrateful, and this man refused ...
M.A.B.: We’ll Get Our Marks Back Some Day

M.A.B.: We’ll Get Our Marks Back Some Day

Elettra Plati On 20 April 2023, the UCU’s  Marking and Assessment boycott began  and after a long summer in which you  may hav...



Cartoon of the Week.

For no apparent reason other than this was the only cartoon produced throughout the entire week.

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