The Latest Online Issue from The Cheese Grater. Issue 84 - Autumn/Winter 2022.

If you would like a print issue then please check the campus bins, or optimistically the recycling bins. If you actually wish to read a print issue of the magazine, then grow up. We print like 50 and they all end up thrown away by the end of the day anyway.

Investigations.

Umair Mehmood, The Underdog Story: How QR Codes Led to Welfare Wednesdays

Umair Mehmood, The Underdog Story: How QR Codes Led to Welfare Wednesdays

Vivianne Zhang Wei Lack of awareness about the Students' Union elections is a persistent problem at UCL, but one candidate in ...
Chun Buckets Everywhere: How Initiation Ceremonies Ruin the Freshers Experience

Chun Buckets Everywhere: How Initiation Ceremonies Ruin the Freshers Experience

Neil Majithia and Elettra Plati Four years ago, the UCL Students’ Union acted on its ban of initiations and disaffiliated Men’...
One Pending Street: Communication Failures Worsen Accommodation Delays at UCL East

One Pending Street: Communication Failures Worsen Accommodation Delays at UCL East

​​Rebekah Wright, Thais Jones, Samir Ismail and Nandini Agarwal To protect anonymity, some names have been replaced with ...
The Bartlett: Architects of Bullying & Intimidation

The Bartlett: Architects of Bullying & Intimidation

Zhenya Robinson and Samir Ismail    UCL’s Bartlett School of Architecture (BSA) has consistently ranked amongst...

Satire & Humour

Decor 101

Soyoon Koo Flat-hunting is a nightmarish ordeal for anybody with even a shred of sanity. We search, we scour, we scramble for ...
How to Sound like Your Cyborg Classmates

How to Sound like Your Cyborg Classmates

by Joe Houghton & Co.  Picture this: you have accidentally wandered into the wrong lecture room and out of sheer pride you...
Packed Lunches: A Story of Possession

Packed Lunches: A Story of Possession

Mathilde Turner Halloween: the one night a year when it’s acceptable, and even encouraged, to want to be someone else. This ye...
Truss is a (Shit) Show

Truss is a (Shit) Show

Izzie Moull OMFGG guys! She’s gone! I can’t believe she left so soon tho! Like I know Liz wasn’t the most popular but you coul...

Society Bitch

The Bitch is back. Please direct complaints to the contact tab.

What is it with all you horny, deviant sex pests?

What is it with all you horny, deviant sex pests?

Welcome to all of you enthusiastic freshers and commiserations to the depressed second and third years. It’s time for freshers' f...

Voices

Umair Mehmood, The Underdog Story: How QR Codes Led to Welfare Wednesdays

Umair Mehmood, The Underdog Story: How QR Codes Led to Welfare Wednesdays

Vivianne Zhang Wei Lack of awareness about the Students' Union elections is a persistent problem at UCL, but one candidate in ...
No More 3 for 10 Jagers?

No More 3 for 10 Jagers?

Anna Maria Papaoikonomou, Zine Editor I can’t ever go back to my first two months of university. Not because I had a particula...
Sabbatical Officers Hustings: Thoughts from the Chair

Sabbatical Officers Hustings: Thoughts from the Chair

For seven hours last week, I sat on stage with candidates for all six Sabbatical Officer positions and had the chance to question ...
Unpaid internships: when did free labour become normalised?

Unpaid internships: when did free labour become normalised?

There is a sense of excitement when searching for Summer Internships on, what seems like, the endless amount of job finding sites ...



Cartoon of the Week.

For no apparent reason other than this was the only cartoon produced throughout the entire week.