The Latest Online Issue from The Cheese Grater.
If you would like a print issue then please check the campus bins, or optimistically the recycling bins. If you actually wish to read a print issue of the magazine, then grow up. We print like 50 and they all end up thrown away by the end of the day anyway.
Investigations.
The Bartlett: Architects of Bullying & Intimidation
Zhenya Robinson and Samir Ismail UCL’s Bartlett School of Architecture (BSA) has consistently ranked amongst...
Open Season on The Student Centre: The Lack of Security & Support at UCL
Samir Ismail, Investigations EditorThe Student Centre is a study spot frequented by most UCL students. It is common knowledge tha...
The Story of How Rape Went Unpunished At UCL
*Content warning: this article details a real case of sexual violence
For the purposes of the victim’s privacy, this article us...
UCL’s Response to Sexual Misconduct Remains Riddled with Loopholes
*Trigger Warning: this article contains mentions of sexual assault and harassment
“Before a system like Report and Support exi...
Satire & Humour
What the Upcoming Mercury Retrograde Means for You
This article appeared in CG issue 83.
Advice to Freshers
This article appeared in CG issue 83.
Clearing the air.
To: cheesegrater_editor@ucl.ac.uk From: daddysemail@ucl.ac.uk (date: 26/9/2022, time: 02:32am) Subject: Disgust, Disappo...
5 Study Spaces UCL don’t want YOU to know about
Have you ever reached the Student Centre at the crack of dawn only to be met with the grim realisation that...
Society Bitch
The Bitch is back. Please direct complaints to the contact tab.
What is it with all you horny, deviant sex pests?
Welcome to all of you enthusiastic freshers and commiserations to the depressed second and third years. It’s time for freshers' f...
Voices
No More 3 for 10 Jagers?
Anna Maria Papaoikonomou, Zine Editor I can’t ever go back to my first two months of university. Not because I had a particula...
Sabbatical Officers Hustings: Thoughts from the Chair
For seven hours last week, I sat on stage with candidates for all six Sabbatical Officer positions and had the chance to question ...
Unpaid internships: when did free labour become normalised?
There is a sense of excitement when searching for Summer Internships on, what seems like, the endless amount of job finding sites ...
Our Sabbatical Officers: A Year in Review
It has been a turbulent year for all at UCL. It was truly a rollercoaster ride with changing COVID conditions, numerous bouts of s...
Cartoon of the Week.
For no apparent reason other than this was the only cartoon produced throughout the entire week.
Zine
A Mully’s Love Story xoxo
I woke up one wasted Saturday afternoon, in my freshers flat. The city wore out its mid-November lu...
Why men love me
I am 5’2, petite & super easy to pick up I am skinny (but I have a fat ass) I am blonde (...
Nevertheless, she blossomed
Artist - Riddhi Kanetkar
Pandora’s Box
Artist - Iona Jenkins