The Latest Online Issue from The Cheese Grater. Issue 84 - Autumn/Winter 2022.

If you would like a print issue then please check the campus bins, or optimistically the recycling bins. If you actually wish to read a print issue of the magazine, then grow up. We print like 50 and they all end up thrown away by the end of the day anyway.

Investigations.

The Aftermath of UCL’s Decision to Reject Stonewall

The Aftermath of UCL’s Decision to Reject Stonewall

Lily Park and Daniel Harding UCL’s refusal to continue working with Stonewall, despite being over a year ago now, still poses ...
Exploitation and Inequality: The Plight of UCL’s Outsourced Security Staff

Exploitation and Inequality: The Plight of UCL’s Outsourced Security Staff

Andrea Bidnic, Mads Brown & Lily Park In a statement made in November, UCL claimed outsourced security staff were “employe...
Nightmare at Gower Street! How Negligence and Administration Errors Pushed One Student to the Brink

Nightmare at Gower Street! How Negligence and Administration Errors Pushed One Student to the Brink

Anna Maria Papaoikonomou & Neil Majithia If you’ve ever had to change your modules, inquire about extenuating circumstance...
Cost of Greed Crisis: UCU’s Persisting Strike Action

Cost of Greed Crisis: UCU’s Persisting Strike Action

Zhenya Robinson & Finley Littlefair On the 24th, 25th and 30th of November, universities saw the biggest strike turnout ...

Satire & Humour

The UCL guide to being a covert Oxbridge reject 

Lucy Reade 1. Only tell people four of the Universities you applied to on UCAS: During the conversational hell that is Fresher...
Naked Yoga: A Belligerent Ode to the Pussy

Naked Yoga: A Belligerent Ode to the Pussy

Mathilde Turner For the first time in my rapidly lengthening life, a month and a half ago, I moved north of the river to Pimli...
Straight out of Tottenham (Court Road)

Straight out of Tottenham (Court Road)

Lucy Reade I’d been living in London no less than a month when I had my first harrowing experience with knife crime. I was up ...
Rejected Dissertation Titles

Rejected Dissertation Titles

Seth Robinson Medicine: Exploring correlation between constellatory alignments and patient deaths in the ICU: Am I a psychopat...

Society Bitch

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What is it with all you horny, deviant sex pests?

What is it with all you horny, deviant sex pests?

Welcome to all of you enthusiastic freshers and commiserations to the depressed second and third years. It’s time for freshers' f...

Voices

Hong Kong’s Banana Breakthrough

It’s finally happening. After three years of 21-day quarantine policies, dine-in restrictions, and mask mandates, we citizens of ...
Umair Mehmood, The Underdog Story: How QR Codes Led to Welfare Wednesdays

Umair Mehmood, The Underdog Story: How QR Codes Led to Welfare Wednesdays

Vivianne Zhang Wei Lack of awareness about the Students' Union elections is a persistent problem at UCL, but one candidate in ...
No More 3 for 10 Jagers?

No More 3 for 10 Jagers?

Anna Maria Papaoikonomou, Zine Editor I can’t ever go back to my first two months of university. Not because I had a particula...
Sabbatical Officers Hustings: Thoughts from the Chair

Sabbatical Officers Hustings: Thoughts from the Chair

For seven hours last week, I sat on stage with candidates for all six Sabbatical Officer positions and had the chance to question ...



Cartoon of the Week.

For no apparent reason other than this was the only cartoon produced throughout the entire week.