Rejected Dissertation Titles

Seth Robinson

Medicine: Exploring correlation between constellatory alignments and patient deaths in the ICU: Am I a psychopath or just a SUCH a Gemini? 

Geography: Analysing competing claims for the effectiveness of climate justice – Why the Lorax could absolutely beat the shit out of Greta Thunberg.   

Sociology: The ethics of cyber bullying: How death threats spare us from Furry nationalism. 

PPE: Do poor people smell bad? An olfactory analysis of the lower classes.  

Psychology: In defence of Oedipus: Why does my mum look so fucking hot today?  

Economics: Trickle-down economics in a wokist world: Providing answers as to why the “poor” won’t just shut up about it.