The Bitch is back.

Welcome to all of you enthusiastic freshers and commiserations to the depressed second and third years. It’s time for freshers' f...

Valentine’s Day was a real treat for Soc bitch this year. Honestly, any V-Day would have been better than last year in which I tan...

I’m not sure what grinds my gears more: the callousness of holding a series of parties in Downing Street during lockdown...

Soc Bitch is in the foulest of moods, and it’s not just because she couldn’t book Mully’s for her annual Christmas gin-shindig. Un...

If I asked you which Harry Potter book reminded you most of EFS, you might be tempted to say the Deathly Hallows. But, in light of...

Well, well, well, if it isn’t your favourite drama queen back on campus. Unfortunately, I’ll also be joined by two years’ worth of...

Hey you cool cats and kittens – you better get your napkins ready because Soc Bitch is about to spill the tea. We were all pretty ...

Last night, during a daily I-hate-my-life scroll through Instagram, Soc Bitch came upon a post that shocked her to her core! It...

Santa Claus is coming to town and believe me I hate all that festive joy crap. I promise I’m not going to whine about Bojo again. ...

This Halloween, Soc Bitch has never been more spooked than by the Grinch Boris who wants to steal Christmas with another confusing...

Soc Bitch is pleased to report that The Cheese Grater has once again stirred enough shit to be able to bitch about itself again. ...

What with this being a Brexit issue and all, you may have made the oh so-rash assumption that Soc Bitch would be taking a break fr...

As UCL’s lesser fictional gossip-mongers are shutting up shop for Christmas merriment, Soc Bitch works late into the night to brin...

Soc Bitch has awakened from her summer long daze, ready to share the most exciting of UCL’s intrigue and corridor whispers, this t...

It is with a heavy heart that Soc Bitch must announce that RUMS Sports Teams are at it again. Pandemonium ensued at last night’...

It’s AGM season which means it’s time to make fun of jumped-up students who act like they’re hiring an international executive, no...

This month, Soc Bitch was distraught to learn of an attempt to trample on CG’s turf. In January, a group of students submitted a r...

Can it be true? UCL Men’s Rugby, long the bête noire of your fair columnist, has been disaffiliated from the Union. In June, the...

It is with no small amount of schadenfreude that Soc Bitch can announce that UCL Men's Rugby has been disaffiliated from Students'...

UCL Magic Society has been disaffiliated from the union after a failure to conjure up enough card-carrying members spelled disaste...

Soc Bitch takes seriously her solemn responsibility to highlight the stupid, sexist, and unsavoury. Thus, it is with teary eyes th...

UCL Drama Soc left the Fringe with a bloody nose after The Scotsman, that most beloved of Scottish-radical-rags, deposited a steam...

If you have a pulse and a Facebook account, you’re probably familiar with those giants of social media, UCLove and UCLoathe. For t...

Variety being the spice of life, Soc Bitch has this month directed her withering gaze towards the strike-related drama on the UCU ...

Though their Hugh Hefner memorial back in October didn’t go to plan, Soc Bitch wishes Men’s Rugby all the luck in celebrating Chin...

In the ongoing struggle against the old dog of misogyny, Soc Bitch has learned that two valiant young men from UCL Boat Club have ...

It is with a heavy heart that Soc Bitch must announce that RUMS Sports Teams are at it again. For the past several years, any i...

Soc Bitch’s most fevered groupies may recall earlier this week her article posted online about a planned joint social between UCL ...

In honour of the death of his majesty and fabulous lord Hugh Hefner (their words, not mine), UCL Netball are putting their best fo...

Readers Rejoice! Soc Bitch has news for the masses- The long unjust reign of Fencing Club is no more! The brave men and women i...

Society Bitch must begin with a rare apology this week. Contrary to the last column, we have been told - repeatedly, neurotically ...

After spending all of Dry January craving a drink, Society Bitch was devastated to learn that Culture Club seem to have forgotten ...