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What is it with all you horny, deviant sex pests?
September 29, 2022
Welcome to all of you enthusiastic freshers and commiserations to the depressed second and third years. It’s time for freshers' f...
More than hearts were stolen this V-Day…
March 1, 2022
Valentine’s Day was a real treat for Soc bitch this year. Honestly, any V-Day would have been better than last year in which I tan...
Festive Goss
December 15, 2021
I’m not sure what grinds my gears more: the callousness of holding a series of parties in Downing Street during lockdown...
FFS EFS
November 26, 2021
Soc Bitch is in the foulest of moods, and it’s not just because she couldn’t book Mully’s for her annual Christmas gin-shindig. Un...
Soc Bitch on dodging balls and morals
November 8, 2021
If I asked you which Harry Potter book reminded you most of EFS, you might be tempted to say the Deathly Hallows. But, in light of...
Soc Bitch: Freshers Edition
September 25, 2021
Well, well, well, if it isn’t your favourite drama queen back on campus. Unfortunately, I’ll also be joined by two years’ worth of...
Soc Bitch continues to school the Education Officer
March 17, 2021
Hey you cool cats and kittens – you better get your napkins ready because Soc Bitch is about to spill the tea. We were all pretty ...
Education officer gets schooled by Soc Bitch
March 14, 2021
Last night, during a daily I-hate-my-life scroll through Instagram, Soc Bitch came upon a post that shocked her to her core!
It...
Tamil Soc disaffiliated by fresher tip
December 16, 2020
Santa Claus is coming to town and believe me I hate all that festive joy crap. I promise I’m not going to whine about Bojo again. ...
Homophobia is kinda spooky, I guess…
November 2, 2020
This Halloween, Soc Bitch has never been more spooked than by the Grinch Boris who wants to steal Christmas with another confusing...
Soc Bitch – Self Loathing Edition
April 9, 2020
Soc Bitch is pleased to report that The Cheese Grater has once again stirred enough shit to be able to bitch about itself again.
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Soc Bitch: Brexit Edition
January 31, 2020
What with this being a Brexit issue and all, you may have made the oh so-rash assumption that Soc Bitch would be taking a break fr...
UCL Drama Soc brings Christmas (very) early
December 22, 2019
As UCL’s lesser fictional gossip-mongers are shutting up shop for Christmas merriment, Soc Bitch works late into the night to brin...
RUMS elders pass on their knowledge
October 30, 2019
Soc Bitch has awakened from her summer long daze, ready to share the most exciting of UCL’s intrigue and corridor whispers, this t...
UCL medics glass attendees at debauched sports ball
March 22, 2019
It is with a heavy heart that Soc Bitch must announce that RUMS Sports Teams are at it again.
Pandemonium ensued at last night’...
AGMs in “the worst” shocker
March 21, 2019
It’s AGM season which means it’s time to make fun of jumped-up students who act like they’re hiring an international executive, no...
And all that jazz
February 5, 2019
This month, Soc Bitch was distraught to learn of an attempt to trample on CG’s turf. In January, a group of students submitted a r...
Is it really all over for Men’s Rugby?
December 11, 2018
Can it be true? UCL Men’s Rugby, long the bête noire of your fair columnist, has been disaffiliated from the Union. In June, the...
Men’s Rugby has been disaffiliated
December 7, 2018
It is with no small amount of schadenfreude that Soc Bitch can announce that UCL Men's Rugby has been disaffiliated from Students'...
The show is over for Magic Society
November 19, 2018
UCL Magic Society has been disaffiliated from the union after a failure to conjure up enough card-carrying members spelled disaste...
RUMS Boat Club does not have a problem with drinking and sexual harassment
October 30, 2018
Soc Bitch takes seriously her solemn responsibility to highlight the stupid, sexist, and unsavoury. Thus, it is with teary eyes th...
Drama Soc’s Papaya gets Slashed
September 29, 2018
UCL Drama Soc left the Fringe with a bloody nose after The Scotsman, that most beloved of Scottish-radical-rags, deposited a steam...
Comedy of Errors: The Drama Soc Story
April 9, 2018
If you have a pulse and a Facebook account, you’re probably familiar with those giants of social media, UCLove and UCLoathe. For t...
Just some nonsense that happened during the UCU strike
March 22, 2018
Variety being the spice of life, Soc Bitch has this month directed her withering gaze towards the strike-related drama on the UCU ...
UCL Men’s Rugby Encourage “Oriental Attire” For Tonight’s Chinese New Year Celebrations
February 9, 2018
Though their Hugh Hefner memorial back in October didn’t go to plan, Soc Bitch wishes Men’s Rugby all the luck in celebrating Chin...
UCL Boat Club Plan Meeting to Solve The Patriarchy… No Women Invited
January 31, 2018
In the ongoing struggle against the old dog of misogyny, Soc Bitch has learned that two valiant young men from UCL Boat Club have ...
In Last Sportsnite Of The Year: Medics Fight For Right to Vom
December 13, 2017
It is with a heavy heart that Soc Bitch must announce that RUMS Sports Teams are at it again.
For the past several years, any i...
Update On THAT Netball-Rugby Social
November 3, 2017
Soc Bitch’s most fevered groupies may recall earlier this week her article posted online about a planned joint social between UCL ...
UCL Netball & Rugby host Playboy memorial for Hugh Hefner
October 24, 2017
In honour of the death of his majesty and fabulous lord Hugh Hefner (their words, not mine), UCL Netball are putting their best fo...
Union Duels With Fencers
October 4, 2017
Readers Rejoice! Soc Bitch has news for the masses- The long unjust reign of Fencing Club is no more!
The brave men and women i...
Soc Bitch: Issue 57, Spring 2017
March 24, 2017
Society Bitch must begin with a rare apology this week. Contrary to the last column, we have been told - repeatedly, neurotically ...
Soc Bitch: Issue 56, Spring 2017
February 10, 2017
After spending all of Dry January craving a drink, Society Bitch was devastated to learn that Culture Club seem to have forgotten ...