Now bear with me here reader, I am going to start this bitch with a rarity – borderline praise for Tory Soc.
I have been known to stand up a few dates in my time, but Jacob Rees-Mogg is quite the date to stand up. I do wonder though how your guest speaker event went without the speaker in question.
The picture painted by my bitchette of the Bean Stalk Fascist having to wait as a harried SU activity desk staffer rang every member of committee, brings a tear to my winged cat-eye.
I can only hope the ringtones were loud enough to drown out the proposed policy motion — abolishing the Equality Act. I am choosing to be an optimist here and imagine your reasoning for standing up Mr Right-Cunt was the shame you felt at the proposed motion, rather than the infinitely more likely incompetency that Tories are infamous for.
Whilst this in itself was quite the night, what followed, while making for a frankly immaculate bitch, has been reserved for a Cheese Grater investigation.
May the suspension review odds be in your favour, Tories, until we meet again…
