The Fight For The Heart of UCL
A battle is raging at UCL, one that will define the very nature of the university for decades to come. It all came to a head this week at a…
Logan Paul’s Big Announcement
Disgraced Internet star and future POTUS Logan Paul has returned to YouTube with a 7-minute confessional video, explaining that, from now on, he hopes “to make a difference in the…
You’ll Never Believe What Theresa May Said About “Da ‘erb”
Hundreds of millions of students a day are using hard drugs in London alone. Prime Minister Theresa May argues that something needs to be done about this unparalleled depravity, and shares a…
The Cheese Grater At Risk Of Closure
Following SUUCL’s much maligned decision to cut all funding to The Cheese Grater this term, editors, contributors, readers and clairvoyants have condemned the move, claiming that it represents a grave…
UCL Boat Club Plan Meeting to Solve The Patriarchy… No Women Invited
In the ongoing struggle against the old dog of misogyny, Soc Bitch has learned that two valiant young men from UCL Boat Club have decided that they, single-handedly, know what’s…
Second Time’s The Charm For Ex-IDF Speaker
Back in 2016, UCL won international news coverage when an event with Hen Mazzig, hosted by UCL Friends of Israel, was disrupted by pro-Palestinian protesters, resulting in police involvement. Following…
“Regal Carpet” Review
Not quite a “Crapet” but certainly quite crap in some respects I found this carpet quite sturdy and it almost fully supports me, but I’m still not entirely convinced. It…
A.A. Gill, Back From The Dead, Comes To UCL
Venue: Digital Engagement in Archaeology: Strategies and Evaluation Methods Conference, South Cloisters Price: Free Set in UCL’s resplendent south cloisters, this conference promised much in the way of classical cuisine.…
Theresa May’s Diary Leaked To Press
The Cheese Grater is proud to reveal a few of the most tantalising titbits from PM Theresa May’s personal diary. These excerpts provide an invaluable window in to the mind of our…