This came 85 minutes after their approval where they immediately hosted a [REDACTED] event in which they [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] followed by a pub crawl across Camden.
‘It’s just mind-boggling to me,’ said the society’s president minutes after receiving the news. ‘This ban places Terrorism Society in the same boat as the Involuntary Celibate Society. I really thought we’d be better than them.’
An attendant of the event said, ‘Say what you want about… everything. But they really knew how to host a pub crawl! Props to the events officer.’
The events officer had many plans for the society. ‘We were thinking of doing [REDACTED] followed by a wine & cheese social. Then for Christmas, a [REDACTED] and karaoke night. Other events like [REDACTED], [REDACTED], and [REDACTED]. And maybe a movie night of the pollical action film, White House Down, to close the term.’
A spokesperson for Students’ Union UCL said, ‘In hindsight, we really should’ve seen it coming.’