All articles by Elgin Edison: 13 articles

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  Failed joke candidates to form Supervillain League

  22 March 2025
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  'I'm more than just an Oxbridge reject'

  2 February 2025
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  Chuck Brody's Totally Legit Tips for Improving Your Gym Sessions

  23 September 2025
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  Michael Spence, inside the mind

  10 March 2025
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  TV presenters of Dodgy Building Sites appear at newly refurbished UCL Portico

  10 February 2026
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  Computer Science student makes history dating AI scam bot

  2 February 2025
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  REVEALED: Bentham Park

  10 February 2026
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  “You voted: we acted”: Strippers to be included in UCL200 celebration cake

  10 February 2026
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  Jeremy Bentham returns from the Shadow Realm to haunt UCL students

  31 October 2024
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  Man in white T-shirt and jeans at Halloween party insists he’s Homer Simpson

  31 October 2024
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  Terrorism Society banned INSTANTLY

  31 October 2024
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  UCL videogame, starring senior leadership, released for PlayStation 2

  25 February 2026
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  Students’ Union issues recall of condom roulette

  2 March 2026