The Time Machine

Satire / 27 September 2019

GASH - Let Your Love Wilt

The Cheese Grater is proud to launch GASH, a platfrom for sex and body negativity. Read Katherine’s Story below.

Anonymous

My name is Katheri- ne and I live, breathe and speak sex negativity. My motto is that if you feel it, you should suppress it. I only enjoy. Me- diocre sex, and I am proud off it. Our bodies desrerrve so much better than satisfying sexual excperiences, and in- stead, I crave the intense feelings of dissappointment and self-loafing that come with shagging people who I am fundamentally repulsed by.

Recently, I went on a night out with five of my closest comrades at uni. In the club, I saw someone who I was deeply attracted to. Instead of offering to buy them a drink: I decided to aw- wkwardly stare at them until I made them so uncomfortable that they left. This is such an important element of sexual repression. You should never embrace your inner emotions and de- sires, and I find it helpful to be totally out of touch with my mind and soul. For example. I have to shut my eyes when I put my socks on in the morn- ing because my feet scare me so much. Ultimately, no one should judge you for the way you experience your meta- physical sexual reality, and if any one that does, you should just tell them to fuck off. MAKE ART. JOIN THE REVOLUTION.