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Untitled Graphic - Issue 04, p.7
1 February 2005
PROVOST
Revealed: UCL Provost third highest-paid in country
27 October 2024
SATIRE
The Private Life of Students: A personal view of a fascinating species by David Attenborough
1 February 2005
PROVOST
The Tache Goes
1 March 2005
SOC BITCH
The Joke of The Year Show
1 March 2005
SATIRE
Gaming Grandaddy
1 March 2005
HUMOUR
Hunter S. Thompson’s last work
1 March 2005
UNIVERSITY
Only 22% of UCL’s Highest Earners Are Women
29 September 2017
HUMOUR
Stuff we dug up from a bin
1 October 2004
UNION
Union 15p Card Charge Killed Off
27 July 2017
SATIRE
Hail to the Chief
1 December 2004
PALESTINE
‘This is Not Business as Usual’: UCL Stands for Justice Escalate Protests as University Fails to Meet Demands
11 June 2024
VOICES
A return to the ‘Shires’
12 January 2026
HUMOUR
PICK OF THE DAY
1 December 2004
UNIVERSITY
UCL, I Just Need Some Space
22 January 2017
UNIVERSITY
Spotlight on… Rex Knight
22 March 2016
VOICES
Big Boys and the student mental health crisis
17 February 2026
VOICES
Hong Kong’s Banana Breakthrough
18 January 2023
VOICES
Our Sabbatical Officers: A Year in Review
29 May 2022
VOICES
“Rape is not normal; it is normalised”: A First-hand Account
29 May 2022
VOICES
What it feels like to be at the centre of J.K. Rowling’s “TERF Wars”
5 April 2021
HUMOUR
Fran Krazka tries the UCL200 coffee bean
18 February 2026
GRAPHICS
What the Upcoming Mercury Retrograde Means for You
3 October 2022
GRAPHICS
Advice to Freshers
3 October 2022
SATIRE
Clearing the air.
3 October 2022
SATIRE
5 Study Spaces UCL don’t want YOU to know about
3 October 2022
GRAPHICS
Geraldine, 52, Learns Phrase ‘Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss’ From Daughter Gessica and Decides to Build a Gempire
27 May 2022
HUMOUR
Congrats on becoming a dad Michael Cera ❤️
27 May 2022
HUMOUR
Netflix, please stop commissioning Wattpad fanfiction
27 May 2022
HUMOUR
RIP to the Group of Students Traveling to Bath and Stonehenge
27 May 2022
HUMOUR
An Elegy for the £3 Meal Deal
27 May 2022
HUMOUR
A little rant about sprinkles
1 March 2022
HUMOUR
Molly-Mae is the QUEEN of QUOTES
1 March 2022
HUMOUR
Butter on Toast Recipe
1 March 2022
HUMOUR
What’sAppening with this WhatsApp shite?
1 March 2022
HUMOUR
Woman reminded of her own mortality by mild stomach pain during night
1 March 2022
HUMOUR
I Miss the GameCube WaveBird, the Best Controller Nintendo Ever Made
9 February 2022
HUMOUR
You
2 February 2022
HUMOUR
The Classics, Re-Reviewed
2 February 2022
HUMOUR
Socialising 101 for Dummies at Uni
2 February 2022
HUMOUR
Letters to the Editor
2 February 2022
HUMOUR
An Ode to Coughing
29 November 2021
SATIRE
Breaking News: Influencers Have Completely Lost It As Instagram Enters Its 6th Hour of Not Working
11 November 2021
SATIRE
Cheese Grater Admits to Endorsing SU Agenda
11 November 2021
HUMOUR
Vaguely Finance-related Society Name Generator, On Sale NOW!
9 November 2021
HUMOUR
A Sonnet for Sin Bin
6 November 2021
HUMOUR
Teenager X
4 November 2021
HUMOUR
LinkedIn Notification: Charles Smith Has Just Posted For The First Time In A While
7 September 2021
HUMOUR
‘If’
22 August 2021
HUMOUR
Grammarly: Your Free Online Writing Assistant
20 August 2021
HUMOUR
An Anonymous Letter To People Who Don’t Believe in Astrology
1 August 2021
SATIRE
The Unspoken Impact of COVID-19
29 July 2021
HUMOUR
Postgraduate Teaching Assistant Secrets
9 July 2021
HUMOUR
Book Review: ‘An Oxbridge Education’ (London, Penguin, 2020)
7 June 2021
GRAPHICS
Not All Men
6 April 2021
GRAPHICS
Oven-Ready
10 March 2021
SATIRE
An Article that is Not About the Pandemic
26 February 2021
GRAPHICS
A Self-Portrait of an English Student and Artist
26 February 2021
SATIRE
Crisis on the Central Line
26 February 2021
SATIRE
Updated UCL Careers Advice
29 January 2021
SATIRE
Olivia Rodrigo’s Driving Instructor Reveals All
29 January 2021
HUMOUR
Coronavirus: Matt Hancock announces further fair and reasonable lockdown rules
14 January 2021
SATIRE
Priti Patel Retrains as the Child Snatcher
4 December 2020
HUMOUR
The 25 Stages of Writing a Satire Article
4 December 2020
GRAPHICS
Among Us
25 November 2020
HUMOUR
Count Your Blessings
25 November 2020
HUMOUR
In Defence of Covidian Freshers (by Fresher)
25 November 2020
HUMOUR
Cheese Grater Guides: How to Speak Like Emily in Paris
11 November 2020
HUMOUR
Economic Forecasting
30 October 2020
HUMOUR
Cling Film Life Hacks
30 October 2020
GRAPHICS
Lessons in Marketing – The Not Cool Club
29 October 2020
GRAPHICS
Things That Are Two Meters Long
1 April 2020
GRAPHICS
The ExCel Experience: COVID-19 edition
1 April 2020
HUMOUR
How to make a WikiHow article
4 March 2020
HUMOUR
Brexit: A Living Museum
2 March 2020
GRAPHICS
Corona-virus
2 March 2020
HUMOUR
5 Ways To Get In Shape For Module Registration
21 February 2020
GRAPHICS
Loose Lips Might Sink Trade Negotiations
31 January 2020
GRAPHICS
Boris did THAT?
12 December 2019
SATIRE
European Migration: The Cheese Grater’s Plan
12 December 2019
SATIRE
Labour’s New Leadership Hopefuls
12 December 2019
GRAPHICS
Merry Christmas from Universities UK!
12 December 2019
SATIRE
‘Future Leaders or Fun-Killing, School-Missing, Planet-Destroying Idiots? An Objective Take on Youth Climate Strikers in 2019′
22 September 2019
GRAPHICS
Provost thoughts
21 March 2019
GRAPHICS
Peppa Pig as symbol and symptom of neo-colonialism: why the Financial Times was right
21 March 2019
SATIRE
The search for the next Provost begins
21 March 2019
GRAPHICS
My Best Friend Genghis
5 February 2019
GRAPHICS
Special announcement for commuters
5 February 2019
GRAPHICS
The Fuzz: UCL’s quality online magazine
5 February 2019
GRAPHICS
*IMPORTANT* New exam venue details
5 February 2019
GRAPHICS
Cringe! You kinda asked for it
5 February 2019
SATIRE
Students’ Union under fire as emotional support dog exposes harsh treatment
5 February 2019
GRAPHICS
Puzzlemaster Wendy’s Suko Puzzler
5 February 2019
GRAPHICS
Fair’s Fair UCL
5 February 2019
HUMOUR
In the Bleak Midwinter: A UCL tale
5 February 2019
GRAPHICS
CRINGE!
11 December 2018
GRAPHICS
The Cheese Grater Magazine’s London Hot Spot Watch
11 December 2018
GRAPHICS
A sneak peak into our next issue…
11 December 2018
SATIRE
#UCLCares
11 December 2018
SATIRE
Labour’s Brexit position revealed
11 December 2018
SATIRE
Interview: Jordan “B” Peterson
11 December 2018
GRAPHICS
Free Bike Maintenance
30 October 2018
GRAPHICS
IMPORTANT: Timetabling Update
30 October 2018
SATIRE
Exclusive: Boris Johnson’s first speech as Prime Minister
30 October 2018
SATIRE
In conversation with… Michael Arthur
30 October 2018
SATIRE
UC(tel)L(y)
30 October 2018
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UCL 2020
29 September 2018
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Health Check
29 September 2018
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Freshers’ Tube Guide
29 September 2018
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14 May 2018
SATIRE
Drug Talk: Theresa May Talks Running Through a Field of Weed
14 May 2018
HUMOUR
Logan Paul’s Big Announcement
8 February 2018
SATIRE
The Cheese Grater At Risk Of Closure
4 February 2018
GRAPHICS
Spotted In George Farha
29 January 2018
SATIRE
“Regal Carpet” Review
28 January 2018
SATIRE
A.A. Gill, Back From The Dead, Comes To UCL
26 January 2018
SATIRE
Theresa May’s Diary Leaked To Press
25 January 2018
SATIRE
A Quick Catch Up With Ed Miliband
25 January 2018
SATIRE
I Quit My Day Job To Travel The World
13 December 2017
SATIRE
The Tab Caves To Student Pressure
13 December 2017
GRAPHICS
#Me-owToo
11 December 2017
HUMOUR
Casanovas’ Corner: We Give You Our Secrets To Sex
4 December 2017
HUMOUR
This One Stupid Thing Will Ruin The Cruciform For You Forever
1 December 2017
HUMOUR
The Secret To Success: The Three Rules Of Studying
27 November 2017
SATIRE
Uber’s London Licence Extended Indefinitely
27 November 2017
SATIRE
Fresher Wonders Why No One Will Talk To Him As Social Grace Period Ends
27 November 2017
GRAPHICS
Dalmation Man
3 November 2017
GRAPHICS
Free Range Pigs
3 November 2017
HUMOUR
Which Usuli Twelver Ayatollah And District Of Serbia Is Your University?
3 November 2017
GRAPHICS
Exclusive: Union Changes Its Name Again
20 October 2017
HUMOUR
Hurl! Hurl! Hurl! (To Everything There Is a Season)
9 October 2017
SATIRE
UCL Pioneers Way To Improve Student Satisfaction
2 October 2017
SATIRE
What your course looks like, according to everyone else
24 March 2017
HUMOUR
Nostalgia, Actually
24 March 2017
HUMOUR
Vegetarian eats Mexican man in “tragic misunderstanding”
24 March 2017
SATIRE
That controversial David Cameron speech in full
24 March 2017
GRAPHICS
Busman Begins (2005)
24 March 2017
SATIRE
Wow! This guy’s predictions from 100 years ago will blow your mind!
24 March 2017
GRAPHICS
#thedarkknight
14 February 2017
GRAPHICS
That new-look website in full
14 February 2017
HUMOUR
Wow! One magic trick and your locker is protected forever!
14 February 2017
SATIRE
“Condiments of the Stars” – This week, Jeremy Corbyn’s Favourite Jams!
14 February 2017
GRAPHICS
‘Ars Amatoria’
14 February 2017
HUMOUR
A very patriotic Valentine’s Day to you all
14 February 2017
HUMOUR
‘The Sublime Idiot of Ideology’
14 February 2017
SATIRE
Donald Trump Inauguration Speech “Plagiarised Hussein”
14 February 2017
HUMOUR
A Forbidden Lust: An Ode to Ivanka
3 February 2017
SATIRE
This man’s reaction to getting pranked was absolutely priceless!
3 February 2017
SATIRE
SAVAGE, UCLU’s Premier Arts and Culture Journal, Interviews Ed Balls
3 February 2017
SATIRE
Theresa May’s Neonatal Passport Checks
22 January 2017
SATIRE
SAVAGE interviews Christmas’ most controversial figurehead, Santa Claus
6 December 2016
SATIRE
Pi Comment: Why, at 21, I’m rejecting the damaging Santa Claus myth
5 December 2016
SATIRE
The Herstory of the Potato
4 March 2016
SATIRE
The Provost’s Dream Diary
4 February 2015
SATIRE
An Exclusive Interview with Richard d’Urquhart
5 March 2014
HUMOUR
Just The Tips For Valentines!
14 February 2014
GRAPHICS
UCL Buildings as Cheeses
27 May 2022
GRAPHICS
Untitled Graphic - Issue 81, p.19
27 May 2022
GRAPHICS
Rea$ons why Boris Johnson is $ecretly a rapper
1 March 2022
GRAPHICS
Pros and Cons of Going on that Hinge Date
2 February 2022
GRAPHICS
Would you like to donate to UCL?
2 February 2022
HUMOUR
Margaret Thatcher was an LGBTQ+ Ally and Environmentally Conscious Icon. Here’s Why...
11 November 2021
HUMOUR
A Studytuber’s Guide to Acing Your Modules
11 November 2021
HUMOUR
Why the recent chip shortage is the perfect example of how cisgender, heterosexual, middle-class white men can also be oppressed
11 November 2021
GRAPHICS
Flat Pets
11 November 2021
GRAPHICS
Untitled Graphic - Issue 79, Autumn 2021
11 November 2021
HUMOUR
Love Letter to Third Floor Student Centre Cafe
4 November 2021
GRAPHICS
Spot the Difference: UCL's Provosts
4 November 2021
HUMOUR
White Man Spills Truth on Abortion
4 November 2021
GRAPHICS
Welcome 2nd Year Students!
4 November 2021
GRAPHICS
Untitled Graphic - Issue 78, p.12
4 November 2021
HUMOUR
The veteran’s guide to pulling an all-nighter
14 April 2021
GRAPHICS
My meninist to-do list
14 April 2021
HUMOUR
Why I’m giving up compulsory modules for Lent
14 April 2021
HUMOUR
Extremely helpful deadline ad- vice
14 April 2021
HUMOUR
How to introduce yourself on Zoom
14 April 2021
GRAPHICS
UCL Festival of Intimacy
14 April 2021
GRAPHICS
Untitled Graphic - Issue 77, p.13
14 April 2021
GRAPHICS
Cheese of the Month - Issue 77: Sheperd's Hope
14 April 2021
VOICES
Surviving Final Year During a Pandemic
26 February 2021
GRAPHICS
My Daily Habit Tracker
26 February 2021
GRAPHICS
Happy 17th Birthday to The Cheese Grater!
26 February 2021
GRAPHICS
New Years Resolutions
26 February 2021
SATIRE
UCL issues new support for medical students
26 February 2021
GRAPHICS
Things you DEFINITELY won't find in the Communist Manifesto
26 February 2021
GRAPHICS
Cheese of the Month - Issue 76: Pantysgawn
26 February 2021
SATIRE
Rogue English student spotted digging up nuts in Gordon Square
16 December 2020
HUMOUR
Give a little love at supper
16 December 2020
HUMOUR
An obituary for Michael Arthur: UCL Provost, 2013-2020
16 December 2020
HUMOUR
Cheese Grater Christmas gift guide
16 December 2020
GRAPHICS
Untitled Graphic - Issue 75, p.10
16 December 2020
HUMOUR
New UCL society required
16 December 2020
HUMOUR
It’s (still) EGM season…
16 December 2020
GRAPHICS
Untitled Graphic - Issue 75, p.13
16 December 2020
GRAPHICS
Cheese of the Month - Issue 75: Stinking Bishop
16 December 2020
GRAPHICS
On the menu of the 322 MPs that voted against free school meals:
9 November 2020
GRAPHICS
Untitled Graphic - Issue 74, p.7
9 November 2020
SATIRE
Conservatives Against Capitalism? Schools to Ban Use of Tory Resources in Teaching
9 November 2020
SATIRE
Masters Students Upset that Postgraduate Study is Difficult
9 November 2020
GRAPHICS
George Orwell wakes up
9 November 2020
SATIRE
That One Annoying Guy at The Front of The Lecture Hall Is Struggling to Convey Just How Much He Knows Over Zoom
9 November 2020
GRAPHICS
Cheese of the Month - Issue 74: Drunken Hooligan
9 November 2020
GRAPHICS
Black Lives Matter: What YOU can do to help the movement?
26 September 2020
SATIRE
Interview with Christopher Nolan?
26 September 2020
SATIRE
Michael Arthur vs. Michael Spence
26 September 2020
GRAPHICS
Strongest Medicine on the Market
26 September 2020
UNIVERSITY
Bartlett Students Politely Asked to Stop Going Absolutely Apeshit
9 April 2020
HUMOUR
Cheese Grater Perspectives: “I Joined An All-Female Committee And We All Got Invisalign!”
9 April 2020
HUMOUR
Cheese Grater Asks ‘Why?’
9 April 2020
SATIRE
How to Shine on Instagram this Mother’s Day
9 April 2020
GRAPHICS
But at least I'm not Priti Patel!
9 April 2020
SATIRE
Press Walkout
2 March 2020
GRAPHICS
Untitled Graphic - Issue 71, p.8
2 March 2020
HUMOUR
Brexit Winners and Losers
31 January 2020
GRAPHICS
Totally Unbiased Brexit Stickers
31 January 2020
SATIRE
Inanimate Objects Show Solidarity With UCL Strikers
12 December 2019
GRAPHICS
New from Mastercard! The Corbyn Credit Card
12 December 2019
GRAPHICS
Untitled Graphic - Issue 69, p.7
12 December 2019
GRAPHICS
Oops we're fucked, let's play bingo!
12 December 2019
GRAPHICS
Get ready for breakfast
12 December 2019
GRAPHICS
Are you having FUN this Fresher's Week?
27 September 2019
GRAPHICS
Nanny State UCL
27 September 2019
SATIRE
Cultural Icons
27 September 2019
SATIRE
GASH - Let Your Love Wilt
27 September 2019
GRAPHICS
The Development of Counterculture
29 September 2018
GRAPHICS
#UCLouvain
29 September 2018
GRAPHICS
Which London borough do I live in?
29 September 2018
SATIRE
Meeting the Stars - An Interview with Tim Allen
15 February 2018
SATIRE
Old Feature: Men Talk!
15 February 2018
SATIRE
Total Pain In The Arse Awards 2018
15 February 2018
SATIRE
Our 2020 Vision
15 February 2018
GRAPHICS
Billy Fresher Tests The Waters
2 October 2017
GRAPHICS
Untitled Graphic - Issue 55, p.5
22 January 2017
SATIRE
Christmas TV listings
22 January 2017
HUMOUR
Poetry Corner
22 January 2017
HUMOUR
The White Resort
22 January 2017
GRAPHICS
Mama Turkey faces a Christmas grilling
22 January 2017
GRAPHICS
Dastardly Sabbs turn off funding pipeline
22 January 2017
GRAPHICS
Untitled Graphic - Issue 54, p.5
22 January 2017
HUMOUR
7 Valuable Collective Nouns for Your UCL Day-to-Day
22 January 2017
SATIRE
UCLU’S LADS MAG GUIDE TO SMASHING BIRDS
22 January 2017
HUMOUR
An Address to the Reader
22 January 2017
SATIRE
Charlie Brooker: The Cheese Grater interviews the man behind the Black Mirror mask
22 January 2017
SATIRE
Cheese Grater Couture Corner
22 January 2017
HUMOUR
A Warm Welcome to Incoming Cash Cows
22 September 2016
GRAPHICS
If your room is this big, count yourself lucky
22 September 2016
HUMOUR
The Sound of Apathy
26 March 2016
SATIRE
Congraduations!
26 March 2016
GRAPHICS
#FOMO
26 March 2016
GRAPHICS
Help Tony Blair Escape Justice
26 March 2016
GRAPHICS
2016 Exam Timetable
26 March 2016
GRAPHICS
A Funeral for the Arts
3 March 2016
SATIRE
She Tows
3 March 2016
SATIRE
Cheese Grater Top 5: Soviet Videogames
3 March 2016
SATIRE
Roosh V’s Valentine’s Dating Guide
3 March 2016
GRAPHICS
DJ Khaled’s Pancake Day
3 March 2016
GRAPHICS
You Better Werk
1 November 2015
HUMOUR
Uncle Benn’s Advice Time
1 November 2015
SATIRE
The Provost’s Prophecy
1 November 2015
HUMOUR
I’m Cumin Up
1 November 2015
GRAPHICS
Cut Out and Keep Christmas Card
1 November 2015
GRAPHICS
Campus Style
1 November 2015
SATIRE
How to... be Caitlin Moran
1 November 2015
GRAPHICS
On This Day in... 1938
1 November 2015
HUMOUR
Mary Berry
1 October 2015
SATIRE
Now Hive Seen It All!
1 October 2015
SATIRE
No, Mr Bond, I Expect You to Talk About Feminism and Modern Cinema
1 October 2015
SATIRE
Spectre (2015)
1 October 2015
GRAPHICS
LMAO Ron Hubbard
1 October 2015
SATIRE
Excruciating Circumstances
1 October 2015
GRAPHICS
Sent From My iPhone
1 October 2015
GRAPHICS
Untitled Graphic - Issue 49, p.3
22 September 2015
HUMOUR
William, Your Shit Prose Was Really Nothing
22 September 2015
HUMOUR
F*ck You It’s Freshers
22 September 2015
HUMOUR
Untitled Letter - Issue 48, p.5
24 May 2015
HUMOUR
An Analyis of Bitnittity’s The Rights Of Springs
24 May 2015
GRAPHICS
Good Clean Fun For The Workplace
24 May 2015
GRAPHICS
Untitled Graphic - Issue 48, p.7
24 May 2015
SATIRE
Dave & Barack
24 May 2015
GRAPHICS
From Rags to Rich Tea Biscuits
24 May 2015
SATIRE
5 Minutes With Rex Knight
24 May 2015
GRAPHICS
David Cameron's Master Plan
4 February 2015
SATIRE
The Homeless Cinephile
4 February 2015
SATIRE
Jamie, Oliver.
4 February 2015
HUMOUR
Rejected ‘Rush Hour Crush’ Entries
4 February 2015
HUMOUR
To Bell A Mocking Jard
4 February 2015
GRAPHICS
Untitled Graphic - Issue 47, p.8
4 February 2015
GRAPHICS
A comparison of the early 21st century thinkers Deborah Meaden and Theresa May
1 December 2014
SATIRE
Commons Confidential: Ed Balls thinks he’s in House of Cards
1 December 2014
GRAPHICS
Untitled Graphic - Issue 46, p.6
1 December 2014
SATIRE
Animal Flesh Rippers Irate at Lack of Flesh Available at Union
1 December 2014
SATIRE
A Special Report by Emily Thornberry MP on ‘The North’
1 December 2014
SATIRE
‘O Dani Harmer’ or ‘Tracy Beaker: In memoriam’
1 December 2014
GRAPHICS
Untitled Graphics - Issue 45, p.4 & 5
1 October 2014
HUMOUR
#myUCLyear: Marty Gunspurtz goes to Koko
1 October 2014
SATIRE
The Interesting Adventures of Clare Balding
1 October 2014
GRAPHICS
Untitled Graphic - Issue 45, p.6
1 October 2014
SATIRE
Excerpts From The Diary Of Dale Winton
1 October 2014
SATIRE
A Korea in The Music Industry
1 October 2014
GRAPHICS
Untitled Graphic - Issue 45, p.8
1 October 2014
SATIRE
Could You Be Next? A Message From Our Provost
22 September 2014
UNION
Welcome To Your New University, Here’s What’s Shit - Freshers 2014
22 September 2014
GRAPHICS
#myUCLbeer
22 September 2014
HUMOUR
Crucial Life Advice From A Seasoned Veteran
22 September 2014
HUMOUR
Choose Your Own Adventure
22 September 2014
UNIVERSITY
Academics Concerned Over College Democracy
1 May 2014
SATIRE
Chessum Installs ULU Panic Room Amid Assassination Fears
1 May 2014
GRAPHICS
Untitled Graphics - Issue 43, p.5 & 7
1 May 2014
HUMOUR
Adventures of Oscar Webb, Boy Reporter (Age 22 ¾)
1 May 2014
HUMOUR
Life Beyond The M25
1 May 2014
HUMOUR
Cheese Grater Has Fun
1 May 2014
GRAPHICS
The Drab
1 May 2014
SATIRE
Danny’s Dyery
5 March 2014
SATIRE
The Emperor’s New Gove
5 March 2014
GRAPHICS
Good Cop, Sad Cop
5 March 2014
HUMOUR
Ten Years On...
5 March 2014
HUMOUR
The UCLU Guide to #Neknomination
5 March 2014
HUMOUR
Boredom, Desks, Spreadsheets, and Management Consultants
5 March 2014
GRAPHICS
The Cult of the 29
1 January 2014
SATIRE
Comfortably Numb
1 January 2014
GRAPHICS
The Cheese Grater’s handy guide to choosing your course on Portico
1 January 2014
SATIRE
Excerpts from Anne Frank’s Diary:
1 January 2014
SATIRE
Not potty
1 January 2014
GRAPHICS
Hello and welcome to the first UCL Union newsletter of 1888!
1 January 2014
HUMOUR
UCL - London’s Pan-Galactic University
1 January 2014
HUMOUR
Radovan Karadžic’s Poetry Corner
1 January 2014
SATIRE
Societies Bulletin Board
1 January 2014
GRAPHICS
The Historical Adventures of David Cameron
1 January 2014
SATIRE
Deal Or No Meal
1 January 2014
SATIRE
A Letter From The Provost - Issue 41
1 January 2014
GRAPHICS
Shergar Holmes: Another Case SOLVED
1 January 2014
HUMOUR
The Secret Diary of Gregor Mendel
1 January 2014
SATIRE
Cockney Ergo Sum
1 January 2014
GRAPHICS
Ten Years of Amazing Cheese Grater Facts!
1 January 2014
GRAPHICS
Tiny fresher goes to a student nite
1 November 2013
SATIRE
Bus Drivers Actually PURE EVIL
1 November 2013
SATIRE
POSTMAN PAT, POSTMAN PAT, POSTMAN PAT IS A FUCKING SCAB
1 November 2013
GRAPHICS
Emily’s Handy Step-by-Step Guide to Looking After Your Neighbour’s Pet Goldfish
1 November 2013
SATIRE
GUIDANCE ON HOW TO WRITE AN ESSAY
1 November 2013
SATIRE
Marxists reeling after 'actual prole' attends meeting
1 November 2013
SATIRE
The Snob Delusion
1 November 2013
GRAPHICS
The Cheese Grater’s Sexy Halloween Suggestions
1 November 2013
SATIRE
BREAKING NEWS: MAN KILLS OTHER MAN
1 November 2013
SATIRE
Pi’s Telly Tips!
1 November 2013
HUMOUR
So You're New Here...
22 September 2013
GRAPHICS
Labour Isn't Twerking
22 September 2013
HUMOUR
Do You Want To Write An Article As Brilliant As These Ones Here?
22 September 2013
SATIRE
The Undergraduate Formally Known As Prince
22 September 2013
PROVOST
Bye Bye Malcolm!
1 March 2013
SATIRE
How to Run a University
1 March 2013
HUMOUR
Secrets to Success by Tony ‘Tony Gibson’ Gibson
1 March 2013
HUMOUR
Brian Cox Opens Petting Zoo
1 March 2013
SATIRE
Welcome to the Wolfson Club
1 March 2013
GRAPHICS
BODY TALK: What are they really saying?
1 March 2013
GRAPHICS
"My Eyes are Down Here"
1 February 2013
SATIRE
Fit Provost
1 February 2013
HUMOUR
Passion and Putting on the Golf Coast
1 February 2013
SATIRE
Scientific Fact: Kellogg’s Corn Flakes© are Great!
1 February 2013
SATIRE
Guns don’t Kill People, the NRA do
1 February 2013
SATIRE
Shiggy Diggy
1 February 2013
SATIRE
Mick McCarthy to be New UCL Provost
1 February 2013
HUMOUR
Our TV Picks
1 February 2013
SATIRE
Earn £3-5 in Biology Experiments!
1 February 2013
GRAPHICS
50 Shades of Black and White
1 February 2013
GRAPHICS
Vote Right, Vote RON
1 March 2011
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1 November 2011
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1 November 2011
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1 November 2011
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1 November 2011
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1 November 2011
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1 November 2011
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1 November 2011
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1 September 2011
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1 September 2011
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1 September 2011
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1 September 2011
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1 September 2011
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1 March 2011
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1 March 2011
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1 February 2011
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