This outfit may scream “I had to take the bins out and these were the first shoes I found”, but its story is so much more tragic. Model Ryan says: “The jacket is obvious. It keeps out the cold, and I can wrap my fish and chips in it. The sandals, however, are medicinal: I’ve gone and caught myself a nasty fungal infection on my toe and the doctor says I need to let my feet breathe.” The Cheese Grater wishes you well, Ryan!
We caught model-cum-UCLH porter Dafydd on his way back from a night shift. “I’m the man men want to be and women want to be with,” he sneered, picking dried IV fluid from his hair, “I work for the NHS. I wear toe-shoes. See if you can catch me. I stole this coat from a dead guy and his family have been trying to catch me for the last five years. They’re still trying.”
We can’t print this young model’s name because of age reasons [Looks old enough to me – Tabloid Ed], but boy did he have a story to tell! “I just escaped from Aleppo,” he said coquettishly. “A man offered me a cup of coffee and a blanket if I stood here and let him photograph me.” Kudos to you, young entrepreneur!