UCL is currently implementing its ambitious 2034 plan. The distinctive approach to research, education and innovation will further inspire Col- lege’s community to transform how the world is understood, how knowl- edge is created and shared and the way that global problems are solved. The Cheese Grater asked Professor Michael Arthur, UCL’s Provost, to ex- plain the changes taking place.
Hey gang! It’s your gnarly, rad #provost here (though I prefer Pro- fessor Michael Arthur, ye?) Yo, I’ve been thinkin’ while kickin’ back with my ace senior leadership legends in Council Room G12 about, you know, the #FUTURE of our nang college with my dank ass OG Af- ghan kush and I got totally amped for UCL 2034! Let me lay down our long term goals:
Some choice academic lead- ership grounded as fuck in intellectual excellence. CCCC R R R RU U U U U U U- U N N N N N N N N N K K K K- KKKKKK!
A #globalleader in the integra- tion of tubular research and education (ikr, NERDZ!), plus an inspirational student experience (for my freshest freshers and my peng post- grads!)
Addressing global challenges through our disciplinary (yeah step-off dickweed) excelll- leeeeeeence and original UC brand cross-disciplinary approach.
An schweeeeeet accessible, publicly-engaged no-wastoids- allowed organisation that fos- ters (not like Tracey Beakz fam) a lifelong community of bonus bitchin students, you feel me?
London’s Primo Raw Univer- sity: in London, of London and for London. I KID YOU NOT, THREE TIMES BRUH, SHREDDIN’ IT.
Delivering global impact through a network of innovative international activities, collabo- rations and partnerships.
I hope this clears up any doubts re- garding the future direction of the university, and leaves you with a clear vision of how we aim to maintain our position as one of the world’s best in- stitutions for both research and stu- dent experience.
Provost out!