The Time Machine

Satire / 1 October 2015

Now Hive Seen It All!

Worker bees, united, will never bee defeated

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Jeremy Corbyn pictured trick or treating in Islington, earlier this week

Jeremy Corbyn pictured trick or treating in Islington, earlier this week

After the Prime Minister’s infa- mous ‘pigate’ incident, another lead- ing politician was caught in a situa- tion stickier than honey recently. He might be the bee’s knees, but Twitter was abuzz earlier today after socialist worker bee Jeremy Corbeen was seen beehiving badly at his local apiary.

Islington beekeeper Roger Beasley remarked that after the Labour lead- er’s visit, the bees were ‘beeing strange’ adding that ‘they’ve only gone and formed a beeafide union!’ showcasing how Labour policy would affect local honey making beesinesses.

The Labeeor beeder faced further criticism last month as he snubbed the Queen Bee by failing to appear at privy council, and buzzed loudly throughout the national anthem.

Fellow Labee Parbee MB Beeane Beebot shrugged off the ‘unbeeliev- able’ bee-legations against Corbeen, saying that ‘Corbeen is not a bum- bling beediot, bee was berely beexib- iting his beersion of kinder, gentler beeolitics’. Bzzter bees bee bzzzt bee- blic bee bzzzzzzzzzzt.