O Dani Harmer
Your middle name is Jane; it suits you,
I remember fondly when you were in:
-The Story of Tracy Beaker
-Tracy Beaker Returns
-Tracy Beaker Survival Files
Except I don’t really remember the last one,
Sorry.
Then you signed a record deal,
Tantalised us with your single ‘Free’
But kept your album to yourself;
Greedy for your own voice -
Perhaps scared of rejection,
Just like Tracy.
You stopped being Tracy in 2012;
Dumped her on the ground.
Moved on -
Finally adopted from CBBC,
Except I just read that you have a TV show called ‘Dani’s Castle’
Oh no
My analogy is spoilt.
I always liked Justine better anyway.