Tell us a libellous fact about yourself:
“Whilst working for the NHS I stole a little baby from a hospital. I had to give it back when my boss said that wasn’t okay”.
-Malcolm Grant
“During the Olympics I used my Merc as an unlicenced mini cab. When my GPS was on the fritz, I would count to a hundred inside my head and then drop the passengers off re- gardless of where we were”.
-Michael Arthur
Juicy goss guys, but which one do you think is fitter? Tweet us @UCLCheeseGrater.