The Time Machine

Satire / 1 February 2013

Earn £3-5 in Biology Experiments!

Anonymous

Dear UCL Student,

I would very much like to invite you to take part in a paid study taking place on the 14th February. The aim of this study is to further my research in the field of biology, more specifi- cally the release of pleasure endorphins during various levels of stimulation.

The study will take a maximum of 15 minutes, and depending on perceived performance you will be paid in £3 - £5 worth of Amazon vouchers.

Prerequisites for participation in the study:

1 - Participants must be female, 5”6 – 5”10, brunette and right-handed.

2 - Single participants preferred, MUST NOT be in a relationship with any members of the rugby/football/kickboxing societies.

3 - Participants must be willing to respect the sensitive nature of data collection, agreeing not to discuss the content of the study with other participants until any findings have been published.

If you are still interested, and meet the criteria, reply to this email. Those who reply will be entered into a draw to win an iPod shuffle with free engraving.

Kind regards,

Professor Stanislav Thrast BSc