Option 1: Why waste time marching all the way to Westminster when you can endlessly shuttle back and forth between ULU and Covent Garden? If it rains you can always hop on the Northern Line instead.
Option 2: If history has taught us anything it’s that whoever holds the high ground is more likely to succeed. By seizing the peaks of London, victory is all but assured.
Option 3: No-one likes Millwall. No-one likes Millwall. Super Millwall. Let's all go to Millwall.
Option 4: Strike at the true heart of power by quick-marching the entire NUS body 75 miles to the constituency home of the Prime Minister. Demonstrating in the local Co-op is bound to make the establishment sit up and take note of our struggle. Also, the village green is lovely.