Noel Edmonds: Hello?
Voice: For the love of God let me out of here Noel! I want to die. Let me die!
Edmonds: He says he’s got a good feeling about your game today. He likes you.
(audience laughter)
Voice: Not this shit again! Please! You’ve been keeping me here for six fucking years!
It’s my son’s birthday today Noel, I beg you!
Edmonds: He says you’ll be a brave woman to turn down the next offer, don’t be a hero.
Voice: What happened to the woman with the food? I’m so hungry Noel.
Edmonds: He’s scared of you. You’re playing a very shrewd game.
Voice: Noel, I’ll do anything, just don’t make me do this again. What do I have to do to get out of here?
Edmonds: He says he’s think- ing of a number.
Voice: Jesus Christ. Fine (pauses) …£40,000.
Edmonds: He’s made you the very generous offer of £30,000.
Voice: That’s not what I…
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