Cheese Grater Admits to Endorsing SU Agenda

In light of recent allegations that the Cheese Grater magazine panders to the SU agenda, we would like to confirm that this is undoubtedly, undeniably, and irrefutably true.

The Cheese Grater magazine was founded in with the sole aim of pedalling the lines of SU executives and UCL Management, and not to cover how the ‘Machiavellian manoeuvres of UCL management impact daily life on campus’, as our website suggests.

We are proud to have published a myriad of uncritical pieces that defend the actions of the SU. Some choice examples of this can be found here and here.

Time and again, we have sought to censor left-wing thinking and support the status quo. We refuse to cover ‘woke’ non-issues such as UCL’s disability discrimination problem, decolonising the university, or student rent strikes.

Lastly, thank you to all our readers for supporting us thus far. We are only a small team, so the amount of pro-UCL propaganda we can produce is limited, but we will be fighting the good fight for many years to come.