TV Listings Wednesday 7 October
UC(tel)L(y)
Freeview: 007, Sky: 127, Virgin Media: 132, The Telescreen In Your UCL Room: 001
1800 NEWS AT SIX
Current affairs show chronicling affairs that are currently happening.
1830 COME REHEAT WITH ME
5 strangers from UCL each host a dinner party, vying to win £30,000. Tonight it’s the turn of that girl you see in Gordon Square who only eats boiled eggs.
1900 UCL’S FUNNIEST CCTV MOMENTS CAUGHT ON CAMERA
30 minute special. Watch clips of people trying to get through those really slim but weirdly heavy doors to Wilkins Terrace.
1930 WEDNESDAY NIGHT LOTTERY DRAW
Brought to you by room bookings at UCL Estates.
1945 CHANGING FORCE!
The Changing Force design team visit help a resident of Ramsay Hall brighten up their new pad by putting up fairy lights, taking them down again and giving up.
2030 FASHION POLICE UCL
Joan Rivers never died; she just went into The Bartlett and found so much material she hasn’t re-emerged yet.
2100 HOLDMORE
Serial Drama. Inspector Holdmore faces the consequences of an employment tribunal after stubbing out a cigarette on someone’s neck.
2200 FUCKING FUCK CONFLICT: LIVE EVICTION
Reality. The reality show so fucking edgy it’s got fuck in its fucking title. Call 0800 FUCK to choose which Celeb Islander will be evicted from the bug squatting contest.
2330 NIGHTCAP WITH MICHAEL ARTHUR
Talk. Join Provost Michael Arthur and his guests over a nightcap! Michael chats to students concerned about mental health with his trademark ‘fingers in ears shouting LALALALA CAN’T HEAR YOU’ interviewing style.
This article appeared in CG Issue 63.
