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Issue 88 – Autumn 2024
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The Digestive
The Digestive – Issue 4
Good morning.
Hope you have had a productive reading week. We certainly did, just not in terms of uni work.
We’d like to take this...
The Digestive – Issue 3
Good morning.
In the week that the clocks turned back (meaning you can now complain about how dark it gets at 4pm) and the Rep Ele...
The Digestive – Issue 2 Rep Election Special
Good morning.
As an integral member of the student media community at UCL, the success of The Cheese Grater Magazine depends on ou...
The Digestive – Issue 1
Good morning and welcome to the launch edition of The Cheese Grater’s fortnightly newsletter, the Digestive.The id...
The Digestive is the fortnightly newsletter by The Cheese Grater, covering the latest campus news, satire, and gossip, every other Monday during term time.
The idea behind the Digestive is to provide students with a consistent and reliable source of campus news outside of our termly print issues. It also means it’s easier than ever to get involved and have your story published!
Each issue will also feature a picture of the week. Readers are welcome to send us your submissions via email at editor@cheesegratermagazine.org or send us a message on Twitter and Instagram.
All stories featured in the Digestive are available online.
News & Investigations
Engineering lab fire related to student experiment, UCL says
The cause of the fire remains under investigation by the London Fire Brigade
Nick Miao
Editor-in-Chi...
Humour & Satire
Spotted on UCLove…
Shreya Jammalamadaka and Shriya Srinivasan
Humour and Graphics Team
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UCL-themed Halloween costume ideas
So, it’s Halloween and you’ve only just realised you don’t have a costume. Well, don’t panic! I have compiled a list of the greatest UCL-themed Hallo...
My culture is not your costume
Ben Scanlan Sketch DirectorImage by Couleur from PixabayTo whom this may concern, Hi, my name is Jingles, and I’m a proud member of ...
An encounter with the phantom flatmate
Rhi Skelhorn, Shreya Jammalamadaka, and Tvisha MehtaFreya, first year History of Art BAWho are they? What do they do at uni? Maybe they’r...
Dear phantom flatmate
Jasmine Yiu
Graphics Editor
Bentham box suggestions
Nyla Rizvi
Graphics IllustratorThis graphic appeared in the Digestive 4
Jeremy Bentham returns from the Shadow Realm to haunt UCL students
UCL has issued a ‘DO NOT ENGAGE’ warning to all students regarding the annual appearance of a zombified Jeremy Bentham. Elgin EdisonZomb...
Spooking the market: Scala ticket value skyrockets on Halloween
Scala has finally gone public on the London Universities Stock Exchange, and traders have taken to WhatsApp group chats to buy and sell tickets, gran...
Man in white T-shirt and jeans at Halloween party insists he’s Homer Simpson
At a recent UCL Halloween Party, amongst the Freddy Kruegers’ and Spidermans’ was Biology student Chad Michaels, dressed in a short-sleeved white t-s...
Terrorism Society banned INSTANTLY
Members of the UCL Terrorism Society were heartbroken after the Students’ Union banned all future activity and are rejecting any applications to revi...
Voices & Letters
Our fight for freedom knows no distance
3,000 miles away from Tbilisi, Georgian students at UCL fight for another future
Elene Suramelashvili
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An Obituary of Middle Eastern Studies
The closure of one of the world’s oldest Middle Eastern Studies departments is a worrying sign for academic integrity and diversity in Europe and beyo...
Bloomsbury’s Bananas: a tale of massacres, coups, and ethical consumption
One recent gloomy day on campus, I made the arduous journey to the Union Bloomsbury Shop to get some study snacks. Trying to exercise some self-discip...
Jewish Society, wake up!
This is a desperate cry for change from a Jewish student who has had more than enough of the UCL Jewish Society’s underreaction to events unfolding i...
Robert Delaney: I will rebuild student media
On Wednesday, The Cheese Grater sent out a blanket invite to all four candidates competing to be Media Rep – Altay Shaw, Robert Delaney, Maria Kliuch...
Student politics is broken, and it’s our fault
Student politics at UCL has a major crisis of engagement. In last year’s Leadership Race, the Union celebrated a ‘record-breaking’ turnout of… 23.7%....
What is it with the Provost and ‘Disagreeing Well’?
If you are new to UCL, you will probably notice very soon that the Provost has a particular obsession with ‘free speech’ and a little something calle...
The Mailsack: Issue 88, Autumn 2024
Please write to usDear Readers,The Cheese Grater had a brief experiment with a letters column called the Mailsack around ten years ago wh...
Graduation? No thank you.
The portal has opened, but its glow is far from beckoning… Instead, a rather grim, shadowy darkness looms, eager to swallow me up and spit me out ont...
‘It would be a pain if this gets out’: The boy’s club and university rugby
As a chronic eavesdropper, the minute I hear something vaguely interesting it sticks. And when it sticks, I start to dig.Ammara AslamThis...