
The latest issue of The Cheese Grater
Issue 89 – January 2025
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News & Investigations
Union apologises for being too inclusive
14 February 2025
The Union apologised after its use of the the more inclusive term ‘Lunar New Year’ in a newsletter was met with backlash from some students
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Head of SSEES to ‘step back from duties’ for remainder of term
4 February 2025
Union did not realise Disability Officer had dropped out of UCL
2 February 2025
Murky tap water in halls ‘safe to drink’, says UCL
2 February 2025
Waterlogged room reported in UCL hall after Storm Connall
2 February 2025
Ex UCL student accused of drugging and raping 10 women
30 January 2025
UCL support tool did more harm than good, report finds
20 January 2025
See the bright side of January
20 January 2025
UCL Union resumed banking with Barclays as soon as ban expired
19 January 2025
Newsletter & Podcast
Episode 7: Valentine’s Day (Pre-Election) Special
14 February 2025
Episode 6: Should SSEES Director Richard Mole resign?
11 February 2025
Episode 5: Should big oil be funding clubs and socs?
11 February 2025
Episode 4: Are UCL students enabling a culture of classism?
29 January 2025
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Humour & Satire
UCL bans straight people for Valentine’s Day
13 February 2025
Beaten by the January Blues
13 February 2025
Beat the January Blues
13 February 2025
Vending machine rebellion occupies Student Centre
13 February 2025
The Cheese Grater will not succumb to the woke UCL East agenda
11 February 2025
Disgraced Union President stole a carton of juice
2 February 2025
Working toilet found in Student Centre on first try
2 February 2025
Sassy intruder with an agenda: Zoro the campus fox
2 February 2025
Special UCL taskforce foils terror threat
2 February 2025
Computer Science student makes history dating AI scam bot
2 February 2025
Voices & Reviews
Is the Students’ Union an elective dictatorship?
15 February 2025
The Students’ Union isn’t going to fix itself
12 February 2025
Rhapsody review – Annual showcase blows the roof off Bloomsbury
11 February 2025
Now is a good time to join The Cheese Grater
3 February 2025
A New Page for Media
3 February 2025
Dear London: You don’t know how good you’ve got it
3 February 2025
Access UCL, or Don’t: How UCL enables a culture of classism
3 February 2025
Shrek review – Sellout musical takes the Bloomsbury by storm
1 December 2024