Halloween

UCL-themed Halloween costume ideas

So, it’s Halloween and you’ve only just realised you don’t have a costume. Well, don’t panic! I have compiled a list of the greatest UCL-themed Halloween costumes. Cor, you are lucky sods. Holly Turner 1. Jeremy Bentham and his box Graphic by Kotryna Taujanskaite Sorry to the SU’s TikTok account, but a Jeremy Bentham costume […]

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My culture is not your costume

Ben Scanlan Sketch Director To whom this may concern,  Hi, my name is Jingles, and I’m a proud member of the psychotic homicidal clown community. Today is Halloween, a day that every year sees our community mocked, ridiculed, and belittled. The streets become awash with guffawing non-psychotic, non-homicidal, non-clowns who can think of nothing more

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Jeremy Bentham returns from the Shadow Realm to haunt UCL students

UCL has issued a ‘DO NOT ENGAGE’ warning to all students regarding the annual appearance of a zombified Jeremy Bentham.  Elgin Edison The full moon on 17 October was when the English philosopher rose from the dead to wander the Bloomsbury campus. Upon requesting students for ‘debates on law reform’ he will proceed to perform

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Spooking the market: Scala ticket value skyrockets on Halloween

Scala has finally gone public on the London Universities Stock Exchange, and traders have taken to WhatsApp group chats to buy and sell tickets, granting buyers a share of the Wednesday night Halloween turpitude.  Robert Delaney Online Editor Analysts from The Cheese Grater’s market reporting team (hoping to get internships at The Financial Times) noticed

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Man in white T-shirt and jeans at Halloween party insists he’s Homer Simpson

At a recent UCL Halloween Party, amongst the Freddy Kruegers’ and Spidermans’ was Biology student Chad Michaels, dressed in a short-sleeved white t-shirt and blue jeans.  Elgin Edison Upon questioning by one of our reporters attending the party, Chad Michaels insisted that his outfit was indeed a costume.  ‘It’s Homer Simpson, can’t you see it?

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