Possible trigger warning: This piece discusses abortion and r*pe.
My name is Christian White and frankly I think it’s about time a rational male voice entered this whole abortion debate.
As a veteran of decorum in my community, my voice, and only my voice, represents the people of America. That 70% of Americans who want legal abortions? They’re actually a minority. They’re not the real Americans making up this country. True Americans are the friendly folk in my white picket- fenced pure white suburbs.
Everyone needs to stop criticising the anonymous forum on Texas Right for Life. Did I dob in my neighbor, Mary Lou? Yes I did. One day I saw her with a baby bump, the next day, nothing. How was I sup- posed to know she had eaten a pud- ding-full of Jesus delights? Anyway, that’s hardly the point. The point is we should have the freedom to grass out our neighbors - that’s what makes this the land of the free and not some Communist prison camp.
Let me explain this in other terms. God plans every decision. If a man rapes a lady and she becomes pregnant, that’s not immoral behav- ior from a man – that’s what God intended. But when a lady murders that baby by having an abortion, it’s not God’s will and it IS immoral. See how obvious and clear it is. It’s only immoral when the lady has agency. Obviously.
Planned Parenthood spew all this propaganda about ‘contraceptive methods’ and you know what I say? If God wanted men to wear condoms he would have built them onto the penis. But he didn’t because the penis is the most sacred vessel of all. I think Moses said that. And anyway, if a lady really didn’t want to get pregnant she could just squeeze her cervix shut. What we don’t need in the Land of Freedom is all this sex education propaganda filling people’s heads with misinformation.
Silly suggestions like abortions come about when you let the ladyfolk take over. Thank the lord that Ruth Bader Ginsburg could be replaced in the Supreme Court by someone with the balls to straighten the moral backbone of this country. Well, Amy Coney Barrett may not have balls but thankfully she is pro- life. In fact, she’s so pro-life that she allows Texans to carry guns without without permit so they can stop people being shot by guns. Forget racism, terrorism, and violence. The real threat to American society is the working class females without the resources to bring up a child; the females with abusive partners who won’t provide child support. And 1 in 10 of these abortionaries are minors! Pah! It would be better if those unGodly young girls had never been born at all if you ask me - with all the trouble they’re causing.
But there was no need to ask me. No one did ask me. Yet I am always keen and ready to clear things up for you female-folk. Ultimately, all pregnancies are beautiful and sacred. As long as the woman is a married, heterosexual virgin. Otherwise it’s pretty shameful.