The Time Machine

Humour / 9 April 2020

Cheese Grater Asks ‘Why?’

Anonymous

Here at The Cheese Grater, we ask the bold questions that others dare not to, this time in a bold new segment we like to call ‘The Cheese Grater Asks Why?’

  • Why do we only get compensated £250 maximum for industrial action?

  • Why does the Science Library smell so musty all the time? (I need not infantilise you; you know why.)

  • Why can’t people submit their funny content to The Cheese Grater Magazine instead of UCLove? I mean, what is that about? Do they not even realise this society exists for con- tent like that, or are they just so UP THEMSELVES THEY’D RATHER SEE ME STRUGGLE TO CREATE THE FAINTEST NASAL EXHA- LATION AS THEY GALLIVANT ANONYMOUSLY ROUND PA- RADING THEIR PARODIES LIKE THEY’RE BETTER THAN ME. I SPENT 15 HOURS WRITING THIS ONLY TO HAVE SOME STUPID JOKE SOMEONE STOLE FROM A TWEET GET MORE LAUGHS. IF I EVER SEE YOU, UCLOVE #14426, WELL...

  • Why, I oughta...