The Time Machine

Humour / 22 January 2017

7 Valuable Collective Nouns for Your UCL Day-to-Day

Herd of Cattle? Gaggle of Geese? Murder of Crows? Too mainstream! Impress your friends with these lesser-known collective nouns

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Trump (left) with daughter Ivanka (right). Collective noun: Ifshewasntmydaughter.

Trump (left) with daughter Ivanka (right). Collective noun: Ifshewasntmydaughter.

  • A Hurting Wallet of Society and Club Fees.

  • A 101.9 “Classic FM” of Art History Students.

  • A Trollface of Disturbed Asbestos.

  • A Displacement of Drama Students.

  • An Uneasy Silence of Tube Passengers.

  • A Cheese Grater of Humanities Students.

  • An Are You Kidding Me? of Lectures With, Like, 3 Hours Between Them That You Need To Hang Around For.