THIS IS not the first time frogs have encroached upon Union politics. If one examines the will of Jeremy Bentham with any scrutiny, it can be seen that he wished for at least one frog (yet no more than five) to be present at every board meeting after his passing. There have also been various UCL alumni that have at some point in their lives been frogs. The hit band Coldfrog, for example, have at least one frog (yet no more than five) employed as an advertising manager to oversee their frog activities and to help them appeal to the amphibious market. Frogs in general are not, however, permitted to frog in all societies. The Rock and Metal frog, for example, may not be frogged, may not frog, nor may they attain special frogging permits without written permission from the Dean of Frogs. Why this has all frogged into play at this stage in the frog is unsure, but this frog is sure to report that we can’t be frogged to find out.
If you wish to elect a new frog to replace the old frog, or wish another four frogs to be involved, place a signed frog in the nominations frog.