UCL Magic Society has been disaffiliated from the union after a failure to conjure up enough card-carrying members spelled disaster for the group. The unfortunate illusionists had no ace up their sleeve after falling short of the necessary 30 members, and were informed over reading week by union staff that their affiliation had disappeared in a puff of smoke.

The loss has Soc Bitch wand-ering where it all went wrong. Hopefully this doesn’t spell the end for magic on campus. She reckons they’ll be back, but wouldn’t want to jinx it.