1. Cleaning/Administration, London
Working for Attorney General, Baroness Scotland, cleaning and running her home in Mayfair. Vibrant multi-cultural environment.
No visa required. Experience Required: Light Cleaning, Document Burning, Corpse Disposal. Mon–Fri: 8am–late.
2. Event Staff, Various, London
Are you a confident, approachable person with experience working in hospitality or Events? Do you look good in a gilet?
The Rough Hill events company is looking for popular people with low self-esteem to shamelessly promote and organise their club nights around London.
Mon and Thurs: 7pm–Drunk O’clock. Free drinks/sex.