There they stand, one thing on their minds. The dirty bastards.
The bars of UCLU will be awash during Freshers’ week with swathes of second and third year boys, eagerly eyeing the latest talent to join the ranks of UCL. If there’s one thing more gratifying to a fresher than pulling, then it’s pulling someone who has been rejected by the entirety of the opposite sex in the year above. And they know it.
Why are these older students at Vodpop? Don’t they know it’s shit by now? Of course they do — Vodpop IS shit and everybody knows it… but in the quest for the easy lay, this herd will sink to any depths.
Please, you sweet innocent young thing, DON’T FUCK THESE MEN, you will only be encouraging their sort. And the truth is this: you will make many more friends if you stick to fucking other first years.