PHWOAR!!! Those rugger buggers are at it again! Salacious rumour has it that after a recent training session UCL men’s football had to take a separate coach home after refusing to share with the rugby team. The reason? Their coach was full of naked rugby players!
UCL LAWYERS won’t be going to the ball this Christmas! The Law Soc Christmas Ball has been cancelled after poor ticket sales. Hardly surprising since they were charging 40 smackers! Rumours are that the ball was overpriced to pay for damages owed after last years riotous event. Nice to know that student lawyers are as slippery as the real thing! Got something big and juicy? E-mail it to cheese_grater_magazine_society@ucl.ac.uk