MY DEAREST GOSSIP gobblers, you will be delighted to learn that the bitch is, in fact, back! And let me tell you... I am BURSTING with the juiciest gossip.
It seems term three is taking its toll on many a student across campus... My sources tell me that there has been much drama surrounding artsUCL over the past few weeks... What is the phrase now? Fork found in sodding kitchen!
The word on the grapevine is that Offshore, an original production (oo la la!), saw their director quit due to “creative differences”. It’s safe to say that the production is clearly akin to a sinking ship now that it is a “staged concert”. Reader, this bitch is yet to discover what a “staged concert” even means.
Perhaps I can ask the two emergency directors that were called in... or the emergency CSM!
Speaking of CSMs, my sources have also divulged some exceptionally juicy gossip pertaining to none other than the cast of Night One full of our Graters.
They simply cannot seem to keep their hands off one another! I don’t know what it is about the Bloomsbury Studio that is sooo sexy, but let’s hope the heat of the lights didn’t damage what I’m told was an excellent performance.
And a story of particular interest to this bitch, it appears that a certain Era journalist was in hot water recently regarding a certain article that they penned.
Rest assured reader, their prose was nowhere near as delicious as mine, and the Era committee seem to agree. My sources tell me that he was told not to publish his article due to its allegedly misogynistic overtones, and yet decided to do so anyway.
Typical man! Like a performative male with a mullet and a nose ring, it was then passed around half the English Department via Outlook. Thank god for that. What would the poor English students have done without it.
H. T