Why did the robot cross the road? Because he was internally programmed to walk indefinitely along a line parallel to the Tropic of Cancer.
How many Robo-Germans does it take to change a lumo-bulb? Only one, changing a lumo-bulb is a simple domestic chore that any humanoid lifeform should be able to competently carry out according to regulation 33.4.b as laid down by the Mighty Emperor Bellend Sebastian.
What’s the only thing worse than seven infant humanoids in a tri-alloy titanium, quantum accelerated propulsion fueled matter disposal unit?
One infant humanoid in seven tri-alloy titanium, quantum accelerated propullsion-fueled matter disposal units!
Why did the KII star disappear? Because of A Lambda.
Knock knock. Who's there?
Giant fish-headed demigods from the twelfth dimension come to eat your pancreas. Giant fish-headed demi-gods from the twelfth dimension come to eat your pancreas who?
GRRAAAGHGJHH munch munch MUNCH gristle squish squish spluergh.
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