LOOKING FOR something fun to do with the family? Bored of taking the same trips that your parents forced upon you years ago? Good news! Martha Stewart has just opened up her vagina to the public!
Yes! Now you and your loved ones can spend a splendid vacation inside Martha Stewart’s Fantastic Vagina! It’s bigger than Disneyworld and closer to home. Ride a runaway train as it scales along Martha’s labia; a forbidden zone that not even the bravest of men dare to tread! Be dazzled by the Cervix Specracular; a 20-minute musical extravaganza of song, laughter, and some of the best colour schemes money can buy! And did someone say fun for all ages? Your wee ones will have a hysrerical time as they meet Elmo, Fozzie Bear, the Bandersnatch and all their favourite characters in Storybook Tube!
And prepare your sunglasses, because our star is out all hours of the day! For who better to lead you through Martha Stewart's Scenic Vagina than Martha Stewart herself? She'll take you through her Mysterious Forest of Pubic Hair, on a cable car over the Ruins of the Hymen, and then to her own personal estate for the yummiest sugar cookies this side of the Mississippi!
Why delay? Book your tickets now!
Parking is available at the Clitoris Car Park (fully sign posted).
Opening soon: EuroVagina, featuring Moira Stuart.