WHAT-HO! Those sporting scamps are at it again. In a ‘hilarious’ list of hockey commandments, members were informed of several important rules. Players were reminded that “The Underprivileged” were unsuitable for the club (who gives a toss about equal opportunities?). Always happy to value the contributions of long-standing players, the rules also state that “Pratik Vats is a giant shit eating gay”. To top it all off, Hockey club types were also reminded: “Massive lads don’t date. Don’t forget that you are stronger than the Biffs, so can just rape them.” Sport of kings, eh lads?
WHO SAYS RARE FM is incompetent? Radio is all about communication and professionalism, so it’s nice to know that the Head of Programming has everything under control. Rare FM members are only mildly bewildered by the multitude of anxious emails from Rob Murray asking for a Tuesday night DJ to “remind me who you are”. He’s threatened to remove them from the air – but you’ll have to find them first Rob…