SINCE there was still some debris left after the elections, the ladies have joined forces. ‘Andy Fernando’... yeah, big deal. After the time he spent getting up Lucy Gould’s nose, we’re only surprised he didn’t get disqualified.
Luca Manfredi could be seen during election week supporting Services & Events candidate Zoe Davies, sporting a bright yellow headband with ‘Vote Zoe’ in green letters. Perhaps this masked some recent brain surgery? ‘Vote Zoe!’ everyone’s favourite Italian sacked general secretary bawled at the crowds. Then, in the Cloisters, the energetic campaignerwas heard to yell, “Jo for S & E!” Yes, he was also backing Jo Jenner... also running for Services and Events. (Zoe won.)
On the society front, has Pi student ed Simon ‘Knob Jockey’ Dedman (front page) no control over who writes his opinion columns? At a Debating Society debate last week, Rayhan ‘Toilet Break’ Haque (p.6) repeatedly said that Knob Jockey was Mark Oaten’s missing rent boy. He said it would scar Mr Oaten’s children to find him sitting astride Dedman’s chest in the kitchen one morning when they came down for breakfast. Dedman took it in good humour to start with but looked (understandably) cross. But since it seems impossible to fire anyone from Pi, except perhaps for spelling correctly, Knob Jockey will have to put up with this friendly banter.