All articles by Seth Woolwich: 11 articles

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  SATIRE

  UCL North to be established in orbit above Earth

  27 October 2025
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  NEWS

  BREAKING: Student arrested on campus during ‘Walkout for Palestine’ amid UCL200 celebrations

  12 February 2026
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  HUMOUR

  Michael Spence secretly a robot piloted by a smaller, "evil" Michael Spence

  23 November 2025
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  HUMOUR

  UCL200 needs “your mortal soul”

  10 February 2026
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  SATIRE

  UCL200 revealed to be a distraction from the Epstein files

  10 February 2026
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  NEWS

  UCL Accommodation needs £225m to meet "their own standards"

  21 November 2025
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  HUMOUR

  John Dodgson House to fix heating problem by “burning money”

  12 January 2026
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  HALLS

  Mass hysteria? UCL Accommodation sends mass threatening email over fake noise complaints

  17 February 2026
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  HUMOUR

  Bethesda announces next 'Fallout' game will take place in Stratford

  23 March 2026
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  VOICES

  Notes from the Gulag: The unfathomable injustices of John Dodgson House

  25 March 2026
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  SATIRE

  So you want to be a right-wing grifter

  6 April 2026