All articles by Holly Turner: 19 articles

SATIRE
LGBTQ+ Network "too woke", proclaims Rep Election candidate
23 October 2025
HUMOUR
Halloween costume inspiration 2025
31 October 2025
HUMOUR
How to survive the exam season at UCL
13 June 2025
CLUB AND SOC
“It’s like a family”: In conversation with UCL Women’s Football Club 3s
8 February 2026
SATIRE
The Cheese Grater interviews the Provost about UCL200
9 February 2026
SATIRE
A guide on how to talk to your Northern friend(s)
28 September 2025
HUMOUR
"The Student Centre is Amazing!" and other lies you were told on Open Day
23 September 2025
SATIRE
Vending machine rebellion occupies Student Centre
13 February 2025
SATIRE
UCL bans straight people for Valentine's Day
13 February 2025
HUMOUR
I bought the £199 UCL200 decanter set so you don’t have to
10 February 2026
HUMOUR
Erika Kirk to replace Liam Payne in 1D performance of “We are Michael Spence” at UCL200 festival
10 February 2026
$Pixelated dreams and fractured identities: The postmodern genius of A Minecraft Movie$
HUMOUR
Pixelated dreams and fractured identities: The postmodern genius of A Minecraft Movie
8 May 2025
HUMOUR
In conversation with Cheese Grater president Izzie Moull
10 February 2026
SATIRE
Working toilet found in Student Centre on first try
2 February 2025
SATIRE
The London Scab: Top 10 UCL Grads
10 October 2025
SATIRE
UCL official spaffs on paper, calls it a day: Behind the rebrand
6 December 2025
HUMOUR
UCL-themed Halloween costume ideas
31 October 2024
HUMOUR
Welcome to Reform’s Britain
13 February 2026
HUMOUR
I interviewed the all-knowing giraffe about the Union elections
16 March 2026