All articles by Holly Turner: 21 articles

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  SATIRE

  LGBTQ+ Network "too woke", proclaims Rep Election candidate

  23 October 2025
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  HUMOUR

  Halloween costume inspiration 2025

  31 October 2025
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  HUMOUR

  How to survive the exam season at UCL

  13 June 2025
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  CLUB AND SOC

  “It’s like a family”: In conversation with UCL Women’s Football Club 3s

  8 February 2026
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  SATIRE

  The Cheese Grater interviews the Provost about UCL200

  9 February 2026
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  SATIRE

  A guide on how to talk to your Northern friend(s)

  28 September 2025
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  HUMOUR

  "The Student Centre is Amazing!" and other lies you were told on Open Day

  23 September 2025
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  SATIRE

  Vending machine rebellion occupies Student Centre

  13 February 2025
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  SATIRE

  UCL bans straight people for Valentine's Day

  13 February 2025
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  HUMOUR

  I bought the £199 UCL200 decanter set so you don’t have to

  10 February 2026
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  HUMOUR

  Erika Kirk to replace Liam Payne in 1D performance of “We are Michael Spence” at UCL200 festival

  10 February 2026
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  HUMOUR

  Pixelated dreams and fractured identities: The postmodern genius of A Minecraft Movie

  8 May 2025
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  HUMOUR

  In conversation with Cheese Grater president Izzie Moull

  10 February 2026
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  SATIRE

  Working toilet found in Student Centre on first try

  2 February 2025
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  SATIRE

  The London Scab: Top 10 UCL Grads

  10 October 2025
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  SATIRE

  UCL official spaffs on paper, calls it a day: Behind the rebrand

  6 December 2025
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  HUMOUR

  UCL-themed Halloween costume ideas

  31 October 2024
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  HUMOUR

  Welcome to Reform’s Britain

  13 February 2026
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  HUMOUR

  I interviewed the all-knowing giraffe about the Union elections

  16 March 2026
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  VOICES

  Kanye West has no place in our city

  8 April 2026
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  VOICES

  An ode to Humour & Satire

  9 April 2026