The Time Machine

Soc Bitch / 1 March 2005

The Joke of The Year Show

The elections just ended are free and fair, if last year’s aren’t anything to go by...

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Oh dear. Nobody takes any notice of this one. Last year, Stephen Fingleton, Olivier Usher and Adam Donen all collaborated...and Fingleton helped shore up Justin Bukspan’s dismal campaign by supplying posters.

Oh dear. Nobody takes any notice of this one. Last year, Stephen Fingleton, Olivier Usher and Adam Donen all collaborated...and Fingleton helped shore up Justin Bukspan’s dismal campaign by supplying posters.

Bruised Ego Count ’05 - Winners and Losers

Rumour has it that Kelvin Sheikh, candidate for Finance and Administra- tion Officer, polled 500 more votes than victor Lucy “spreadsheet with a pulse” Gould. But he campaigned in a gorilla suit, didn’t declare it...and got disqual- ified. Just like disqualified Shama Rah- man last year got more votes than Ste- ven Healer...funny that.

Gould, however, might encoun- ter trouble with general secretary-elect Luca Manfredi, reputed to dislike her. Manfredi gets on well with his oppo- nent for Gen. Sec., Waseem Alim...so well that they were recently overheard in the refectory planning to ‘stack’ var- ious committees and Union Council in their favour next year, to push their pol- icies through without the sabbatical of- ficers’ approval.

Members of Rare FM are bitter over their man Frankie Roberto losing out to Al ‘I don’t listen to Rare FM’ Gardner for the Media and Communi- cations post. Given their brooding hos- tility, can we expect friction between the new officer and the cash-strapped radio station?