The Time Machine

Voices / 1 March 2005

Down, not out in Pi, reps and London

Dex Torricke-Barton looks back at his bid to be the next Education & Welfare Officer of UCL Union – and explains why he’s celebrating

Dex Torricke-Barton
Dex Torricke-Barton Union Affairs Editor
Dex and some of the dreadful people he associates with (not our staff)

Dex and some of the dreadful people he associates with (not our staff)

WHEN I ARRIVED at UCL in September 2003, I knew that I wanted to serve my community. But more than that – I wanted to take the lead in rep- resenting and defending the interests of my fellow students. I’ve always had great ambitions, and when I decided to run for first Ramsay Hall Representa- tive and later the Executive Commit- tee, I felt I had found the perfect forum to display my talents and prepare for the future political career I aspired to- wards.

But student politics is a nasty busi- ness, and from my very first Council meeting I found that those who re- mained silent and feigned friendliness to all would inevitably be the ones re- warded. And although I swore to re- main true to my idealistic goals, I con- vinced myself that real change could only be accomplished if I was actually elect- ed in the first place. And to do that re- quired certain sacrifices. I chose to stay quiet and do nothing. The end justified the means.

Like all good stories, this one in- volves a girl. My girlfriend and best friend came with me to UCL, and al- though she wasn’t political, she support- ed me every day in my quest to change the union. But the more positions I notched up on my CV, the less I ap- peared to care about meaningful poli- cies. “When I’m a Sabbatical, I can change things all at once,” I promised her. “You’re a hypocrite,” she said, and our relationship ended soon after.

It took six months and the loss of many more friends before I had a change of heart. And so in September 2004, I took up the post of E & E Of- ficer with a vengeance, and abandoned pragmatism. My colleagues found a new officer in their midst – a radical advo- cate for major reform at UCL Union. With just 10% voter turnout in the lat- est elections, and barely a quarter of all elected positions filled, our union is no longer the voice of students, and I want- ed to change that. And I wanted to fix Pi Magazine, a publication I had served for a year – because it was so unintel- lectual, so inadequate for our commu- nity. But most of all, I wanted to tell the truth at last – even if it would cost me my job as Environment & Ethics Officer.

Even if it would cost me my fu- ture as a Sabbatical Officer.

I made many enemies for the things I said and did. This undoubtedly contributed to my defeat in this elec- tion. My opponent did little campaign- ing, and lacks the policies necessary to tackle the underlying political and cul- tural problems facing our union. She did not win because of her strengths, but because of my crippling weakness- es. The forces of mediocrity combined to stop me. The Pi editor, Holly Fal- coner, was overheard telling people in the Bloomsbury Theatre to vote Al Gardner for Media & Communications Officer – and against me for E & W. My campaign materials were rejected by Elections Committee for using the word ‘mismanagement’. “It could be interpreted as a breach of Staff-Student protocol,” said Victoria Green. Never mind that I was referring to student politicians.

And so I lost the count. But in a way, I still won the election.

I have remained committed to a vision of excellence, not just at UCL Union but in every part of my life. I have told the truth, and have nothing to be ashamed about. My defeat is not an indictment of my present character. Last year I did nothing – and was able to win elections. This year, I fought for what I believed in. For that I was soundly defeated. But would I rather have might or right? If this election were to set the standard for my life, then I shall be sat- isfied. For I have provided a vision of UCL Union where cupidity and medi- ocrity have no place, and integrity and ambition always define the road ahead. And so it shall be with my life.

UCL Union is lost. But I still have everything to fight for. And most im- portantly – utterly belatedly – I hope that my ex-girlfriend will forgive me for my Machiavellian past.