It’s been a thrilling week at UCLU Bars. Monday saw Musical Theatre Society’s open mic night take a turn for the phallic when one charming punter spiced up his act by taking his dick out onstage. Unfortunately for Soc Bitch’s libido, the gent was escorted off the premises by security. Not to be outdone, UCL Rugby Society started the term in true LAD fashion by being banned from UCLU venues on the very first Sportsnite of the year - it seems even Phineas cannot contain such exemplary specimens of manhood. Meanwhile, it’ll be a long time before Film Society is sitting down to a convivial pint: the summer saw a civil war break out in the committee, leading to this year’s second most unnecessary vote of no confidence. Whether the society will splinter remains to be seen: Soc Bitch’s money is on the side that keeps the DVD collection.
Soc Bitch / 22 September 2016
Soc Bitch: Freshers Issue 2016
