Nobody listens to the radio nowadays – and the Smashie and Nicey wannabes at Rare FM are acutely aware of their need to deal with the demographic timebomb. Everyone on their mailing list has received emails congratulating them on securing a weekly show, a fortnightly show, and no show at all.
In other digital meeja newz, Atheist, Humanist and Secular Society President Keziah Conroy took to the barren comment section of Pi Online to warn of the “darker side of a brand new society”, the pro-life UCL Life Ethics Society – a society so brand new that they were submitting anti- abortion motions to UCLU Council as long ago as January. Maybe Soc Bitch’s old flame, eternal fresher Gerald Hestwoff, formerly of this godforsaken rag, will sort things out. The shifty Welshman has leapfrogged several Pi heavyweights to nab the job of website editor-in-chief. This columnist never liked him anyway, and just has something in her eye, okay?