Our sauce in American Society has spilled the refried beans on a tasty deal that's gone sour (cream). Burrito-based fast food purveyor Chipotle had offered socicty members free food for an event two Thursdays ago — but when people name-dropped the society in order to get more frecbies the next day, they were met with a chilli reception. The restaurant are understood to be deeply unhappy, potentially foiling plans for future events.
Lookingon the bright side: Pi Magazine’s latest issue contained some stunning scientific errors in their article on nuclear fusion. Somewhat at odds with the high standards of accuracy and veracity UCL students have come to know and love, the article proposed that “without nuclear fusion in the sun the ozone layer would collapse, leaving us exposed to the harsh radiation from the sun.” Readers could be forgiven for wondering where exactly this harsh radiation would be coming from, given that without nuclear fusion the sun would no longer be shining in any meaningful sense of the word. An even more astute reader might question exactly how “x-rays are stretched out to less harmful, visible light” during their transit to earth, given that the expansion of space and Doppler reddening are neglible over the space of a mere cight light-minutes.