Hopeful Presi- dent of Tory Soc, Matthew Gibbard AKA Glibbard AKA the human stain AKA the Worst Man, is still a racist. Ellie Setford, Tory Soc Vice Presi- dent, quoting Gibbard, tweeted “I was looking at the Telegraph dating section...I don’t want a muddy child”. UCLU has received at least one com- plaint regarding these tweets, which have since been deleted and Stetford’s account made private. It’s rumoured that when running for Equality Of- ficer last spring, Gibbard covered his face in black shoe polish to pose for an ‘unofficial’ election photo. Bitch wishes she were joking.
Boat Club President Elliot Knott is having trouble coming to terms with the basic laws of matter. In a Boat Club email, Knott complained about the busyness of the Loop Bar, saying last Wednesday’s Sports Night had been an “EPIC FAIL”. Knott went on to lament that the queue at the Roxy had been “non existent” – it’s almost as if everyone had gone somewhere else…