The Time Machine

Soc Bitch / 1 November 2012

Soc Bitch: Issue 35, November 2012

Soc Bitch

Editor of the Tory Society mag- azine, The Caeru- lean, George Pen- der was overheard at a Tory Society dinner defending Enoch Powell, claim- ing he wasn’t a racist. Other subjects for discussion at the dinner included one member’s relations with “prostitutes”.

Figures released by UCLU show that the richest society in the union is Boat Club, with a staggering yearly grant of £26,000 and that’s not includ- ing what they make from sponsorship. The poorest society is Indonesian Soci- ety, receiving a paltry £1 yearly.

American Society and Russian So- ciety’s ‘Cold War treasure hunt’ was called off last week due to cold weather, which was, needless to say, ironic.

The main room of the Clubs and So- cieties Centre continues to be shut due to a leaking roof. The room, that serves no real function other than a place for Pi to hold their meetings, has been closed since the beginning of term, the showers and toilets from Bloomsbury fitness above apparently leaking water into it.