Azerbaijan Society have earned our congratulation for having the few- est members on a total of 1. They are closely followed by Chabad Society with 2 and Libertarian Society at an im- pressive 3.
Men’s Rugby clearly decided simply attending their AGM merits reward and gifted all present with a bottle of Smirnoff vodka according- ly. All that union money must be burning a hole in their shorts!
Christian Union allegedly informed their members that, after careful prayer, God had some sacred opinions on how they should vote in the Spring elections last year. With all that must be on the al- mighty’s plate at the moment, we’re just glad that he got round to helping out UC- LU’s democratic process.
Pi were saved some embarrassment this term when Activities Officer Doris Chen sent them the minutes of her Activi- ties Forum. She wrote in the message body that she’s pleased Pi are “holding the union to account” but confused as to how they do this without turning up to meetings. She ended her email with the reassuring phrase “NEVER FEAR” and stated that the full minutes to the three hour meeting could be found attached.