Ultimate Frisbee Society was thrown into dire finan- cial straits after purchasing $1,000 worth of frisbees from America. Seems like a lot of money for playing catch in a park– for a thousand dollars you could probably buy a life.
Following allegations of indiscriminate face punching and bin-urination on cam- pus, Men’s Rugby could have been forgiven for expecting the worst at their recent dis- ciplinary meeting. However, it now seems that the society nimbly sidestepped the grasp- ing arms of union justice. Throw them in the sin bin.
Men’s Hockey have been given permission to go on tour abroad despite last year’s disastrous financial misman- agement. Apparently they’ve been ‘well behaved’ this year but it is still to be seen wheth- er they will dumb down their ladism enough to ensure they don’t ruin themselves again.
Society Presidents were in- vited by a phantom email to get involved in a curious event of- fering the opportunity to han- dle wild animals and various ‘venomous creatures’. If you want to see baboons and other primates at UCL I recommend the 2nd floor of the Union on a Wednesday evening..