The Time Machine

Investigations / 1 October 2008

General Mismanagement

When your ship is sinking, the last thing anyone wants is a useless crew and a captain too busy propping up the bar to do anything about it... The Cheese Grater looks back on two disastrous years at UCL Union. ...Or at least we would have done, if the article below hadn’t been censored by UCL sabbatical officers.

Jenni Hulse
Clinton: “my neck on the line”

Clinton: “my neck on the line”

IN JULY THIS YEAR the Chief Executive of UCL Union, “left UCL’s employment”. As specified in the job description written by the Union, the Chief Executive “provides the link between the direction and policy decisions of student officers and the implementation of the same by full time staff”...

Censored

Here should follow an honest and truthful account of one man’s complete mismanagement of UCLU. However, the article was deemed unpublishable by Communications and Services Officer, Charlie Clinton, after being told by UCL that it provided grounds for libel action. Clinton pulled the article in its entirety after receiving further advice from “other people” - people he has admitted were neither lawyers nor anyone with legal experience.

No legal grounds

There are no legal grounds for forbidding the article. Clinton himself is unable to point to a law which says anything in the article is illegal. Although he claims to have doubts about the accuracy of the piece, he insists he is not able to disclose specific inaccuracies without breaching “confidentiality agreements”. How convenient!

Hot potato

The article certainly did cover sensitive issues, making it “ too much of a hot potato” to be printed according to Clinton. He is not willing to take the risk of printing an article that was extremely relevant to UCL students and went part way to explaining why the Union was so poorly run last year.

Silenced

It looks like the students of UCL will have to suffer the disastrous effects of two years of complete mismanagement of their Union in silence.